Time to find love in the right place.. I set my tinder gold for #Ukraine.
So guess we better get prepared to get raped like a little boy on Epstein island after the 4th of July
Jeffrey Breen retweeted
WATCH: Canadian truckers against Covid mandates BLOCK all lanes of traffic to and from the United States.
A sign on one truck reads: "MANDATE FREEDOM"
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Dear Santa:
All I want for Christmas is realistic truck and trailer prices, with appropriate build dates and for the 389 to go back to the pre July 2021 dash.
Sincerely, the people that need the pieces of shit
Jeffrey Breen retweeted
Annual “Parade of lights” this evening in town. This guy shows up every year!
I’m usually not a petty driver but if you are going to drive with your high beams or fog lights while riding my ass like 13 year old at a middle school dance. You can bet im going to start knocking back cruise 1 mph every half mile.. current record is 45 mph
They’re only two names to call livestock #1 is a slur of swear words that will get me banned and #2 is silly goose #beef
There is a lot of satisfying things in life but finally killing the last fly after chasing it around for the last 2 days in the truck is one of the best.
It took me till 6:20pm to realize today was Monday not Sunday.. I guess I don’t have to worry about those graduation parties anymore.
Tearing out fence lines and breaking section lines.. if I keep doing all these east river things much longer I’m going to have to buy a lake house and a boat..
The American dream is to be successful enough that you don’t feel the urge to pickup a 5 gallon pail or a tarp strap on the side of the road because you have plenty at home.
I’d get a overweight ticket just by thinking about pulling it across the highway
Dear @Verizon
You can turn the power back up again on the cell tower that’s six miles from my yard anytime. The last 2 months has just been terrible for dropped calls and everything. It’s going to be 5 years before you get 5g here anyways so quit wrecking 4g
To all the super truckers out there:
There is no reason to flash your lights as soon as the trailer clears your front bumper. I prefer not to sand blast your front end, as I don’t want mine blasted when you pass me.. shitty weather different story.
That is all.







