"The intellectual distance between your education and your thinking is so wide, a person could die trying to jump across." Huku hua mkona matusi aki 🤣🤣🤣

Was going to light a cig nikapatana n mzazi

My ex had a morning wood ritual and I haven't found anyone since who does it… Every morning without fail, she'd wake up, feel me against her, and whisper “presenting for inspection?” in this fake formal voice. Then she does this thing where she slowly pull the covers down, look at it, and either say “APPROVED” or “needs work.” If it was “approved” she'd take care of me immediately. If it was “needs work” she'd make me earn it by going down on her first. I never knew which one I'd get. Sometimes I was already throbbing and she'd still say “needs work” just because she wanted my mouth. I miss the unpredictability. The teasing. Current dating scene feels like everyone just grabs it mechanically or ignores it. She made it fun.

The people paying 15k to see Neyo are obviously working and in senior corporate roles. I'd highly advise you to make the sacrifice and connect with those people, since they are the key decision-makers at their workplaces.

her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis