"One day soon, the baseball gods will smile on the San Diego Padres, and we will have a parade."- Peter Seidler 🤎💛
Slam Diego
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My (probably unrealistic) attempt at this
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hope whoever stole our package was also planning on being Friar for Halloween
ALT Delivery Package graphic. There is text at the top of the graphic that says, "Purchase history | Past three months". There are photos of a bald cap, sandals, brown robe, and SD flag with text that says "Delivered October 30 | Your package was left near the front door or porch" to the right of each item.
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Can’t blame them, the invite might actually be a phishing test email
James Dolan is reportedly upset with Knicks players because they don’t want to visit the White House, per @stephenasmith
If I had to blindly guess which reporter would have asked a question this dumb and rude, Ken Rosenthal would have absolutely been my first guess.
Ken Rosenthal: “was it important to win one just to show you’re on this level?”
I’m so glad Taylor Walls laughed and told him it was disrespectful.
Rosenthal knows what he was asking.
We get it - the MLB media thinks the Brewers are amazing!
#RaysUp
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Is every Sleeper account run by the same trash merchant or do they clone you all in a special stew of sucktitude?
Junior Caminero really taking after his idol Manny Machado swinging at those sliders 2 feet off the plate
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Falcons better not get any ideas
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Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism.
Less pizza, more gym, habibi.
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Edging implies a degree of free-time and so is inherently bourgeois. Cranking it is proletarian, the working man’s orgasm.
