FHA doesn’t lend, it’s self-financed and provides insurance on the loans originated by private lenders. And how is it self-financed? You guessed it, with mortgage insurance premiums paid by the borrowers

“The Atlanta Dream has earned the right to be taken seriously”

Congrats everyone, we’re recreating the GFC from first principles

I took six months off this app and lost zero followers. I’ve been back tweeting for four days and lost 50 Apparently people liked me better when I shut the fuck up

Just found out my company's commitment to empowering women doesn't extend to letting me leave work at noon on a Thursday to watch the WNBA Finals Strongly considering filing a Title IX complaint

Got kicked out of a group chat with guys I’ve known since we were like 8 because I used AI to edit into an old photo our (former) friend who is in prison the rest of his life Apparently it was “in bad taste” and “wildly inappropriate.” No one has a sense of humor anymore

Politics may be a shitshow right now, but thank god they’ve stopped talking about ending the carried interest loophole

The best thing about air fryers is that they are self cleaning. I’ve had mine for 2 years and haven’t needed to wash it once

“Hey man if you’re going to the break room can you grab me a Coke and some retards?”

I’m new to this app, how do I get this bullshit to go away from my chats. It’s hanging out at the top and won’t go away like a cold sore Zero chance I let this agent have access to anything ever

Need some advice my wife is asking for my paint opinion on white and also white but somehow different

The VW Jetta I had in high school would probably come in 8th or 9th (it had a loud muffler that added 17 horsepower)

Yes, I bought exit row tickets because I work a back office PE role scanning invoices and am grateful for the job stability even if it comes with extremely low pay. Any other stupid questions?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m thankful for modern healthcare, it’s just a little strange when the doctor asks me to name as many animals on the wall as I can while I get my prostate exam

My favorite salad to order for lunch is a Cobb salad but I tweak it a bit by swapping out the chicken, avocado, bacon, tomatoes, egg, and ranch, and adding chicken, parmesan, croutons, and Caesar dressing

Hit the rare combo today of Unc, chopped, and Chopt

I apologize to @JohnnyCrust4 for my false statements accusing him of being a #FinTwitFraud, falsely accusing him of ‘making love’ to a zoo llama, asserting that Mr. Crust drove his car inebriated on Valtrex into a Georgia Krogers killing 4 morbidly obese seniors on mobility scooters, and falsely claiming that he blamed the accident on Mrs. Crust. Each of these statements was untrue, unsupported by facts, and I therefore retract them in full.