Credit Guy. RIP Johnny Crust 1-3

Joined February 2026
Fuck, I just lost a bet
Pitbull has admits he had an erection while performing with Jennifer Lopez at the 2011 American Music Awards.
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Sure your medical and financial records are going to constantly be at risk forever due to AI agents running wild but at least we can create videos of a Panda hugging your dead grandparents
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The Jets tried a phishing exercise by sending employees a fake offer for a lifetime supply of cyanide. Anyone who clicked the link had to remain employees by the Jets
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In Dutch it’s actually called Vǎn Ħåckinġ
A new book alleges that Dutch intelligence hacked Jared Kushner's phone and watched him access a Dubai bank account holding hundreds of millions of dollars that came from a bank in Azerbaijan. The claim comes from an excerpt of Princes and Thieves, a book by investigative journalist Matthew Cole about Kushner and UAE President Mohamed bin Zayed. Cole says a source he considered reliable told him in spring 2020 that Kushner appeared to transfer large sums from the account to other people, including a warlord, a mercenary and a former hit man. The excerpt's headline says the transfers totaled more than $700 million and that the bank accounts linked Trump's son-in-law and former senior adviser to Israel, the UAE and Saudi Arabia. Source: Vanity Fair
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Connecting my baby’s crib to the WiFi network along with my refrigerator, car, grill and washing machine. This makes me feel like such a pussy. I yearn for the mines and analog.
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Please my father is Mr Wimp. Call me Gay
Gay Wimp Kansas, State Census, 1925
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I have been permanently banned from The Balloon Museum
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Why did one of my credits email me with the subject line PIK Or Treat 🎃 with nothing in the body?
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Every one of this guys posts involves his “super successful friends” that never invite him places but tell him about it afterwards like some sort of humiliation ritual. #NukeWestsideLAGuy
The status game in SF has gotten so bad that people are straight up fabricating their work experience to impress people. My bro was Goldman banking>megafund PE>HBS/GSB MBA. He caught a guy in a straight up lie at a house party. Hilarious.
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This is where I tweet from
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I’m ruined
Came home to another 12 Amazon packages my wife ordered at the bottom of my driveway. No recession here!
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Came home to another 12 Amazon packages my wife ordered at the bottom of my driveway. No recession here!
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My eyes are watering this is beautiful
HAPPENING NOW in downtown Chicago, outside the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, the historic center of onion futures trading
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Im old and I bought my home earlier this year and it’s not paid off. Why should I be paying property taxes?
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My boss: how was your weekend? Me:
Collected Kate’s period blood yesterday. 30 mL to build an organoid for her endometriosis. 30mL for single cell molecular characterization of her endometriosis.
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Fuck it, we need 48 teams in the CFP with what the SEC pulled today
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Thought I’d pop in to Gramercy Tavern at 1, sit at the bar, and have a burger and a glass of wine. 45 minute wait at the bar, 2 hour wait for a table. I didn’t wait (and I love Gramercy). Tough week on Wall St and still zero sign of a recession.
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Bro no a dad is really humbling, I’ve been shit on so many times you’d think I was an instagram model flying out to visit a Sheik
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Being a dad* glad I still can’t type
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