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SQUIDWARD 🦑

@CFCsquid

Relationship || unfiltered takes || Humor

 50 Miles From Nowhere
Joined August 2022
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Desperate times call for desperate measures 😂
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Relatify 𓃮
@Relaytify4h
Over 700 replies and like 650 no pass; NBL, real, nbl boss, ikr, fr,Amen, etc. Omo Una no de read to understand weytin person post?
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Lizzy🍒@HeyRareLizzy18h
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Lizzy🍒@HeyRareLizzy17h
I'm either too quiet or the reason everybody's laughing.
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Lizzy🍒@HeyRareLizzy16h
Gamers don't d!e, they respawn.
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Lizzy🍒@HeyRareLizzy8h
Brains, beauty & booty.
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DD of Lagos
@DDoflagos10h
Until a nigga is financially stable, he is not happy.
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Emmy 🥷
@Emmy27u10h
Keep moving until you make it dawg, you must make it.
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SVX
@SilentvillanX10h
Lol
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Jamie Bonkiewicz (@JamieBonkiewicz) profile pictureJamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewiczNov 1
I’ve never had a Muslim tell me what I can and can’t do. But Christians have been telling me what I can and can’t do my entire fucking life.
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is honesty still a virtue when the truth hurts someone????
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Gb
@iamGbol1y10h
i’m tryna stay up forever. i ain’t looking for temporary motion
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Mavin
@UTD_Mavin10h
Baleba watching Brighton title challenge while he is in a relegation battle with us
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SPARROW
@sparrow_collin10h
Listen, women can never abort a baby when they know you're financially stable. So, don't get it twisted when they abort your baby. Na you no guide, dude.
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Thank you so much for this 🙏🏾🫶🏾
Precious Ubi 💕 (@PreciousUbi__) profile picturePrecious Ubi 💕
@PreciousUbi__11h
Replying to @Shola_dlb
Leave motivational quotes and performance Choose one goal , could be a skill or fitness routine,whatever needs an improvement and lock in until you achieve it, that’s the only way
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Emeka😒
@Kezie_fr11h
Drop that ego and stay humble cos it’s Tuesday & we are making it bigger than yesterday. Good morning to y’all❤️.
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🗣️Dear baba God; abeg show your workings in my life & that of every other trying souls out there🤲🏼
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Tzar
@biggtzar11h
“Lord let your will be done” Gbam you loose contract, you say it’s the devil Which devil?
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Xammy💫
@xamz6611h
I don't hold a grudge but I remember.
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If you’re still dealing with girls who need money for hairs, nails, food, shopping Etc. You’re not serious with your LIFE.
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TRUTH🎖️@DanielofTruth11h
Nigeria is Linguistically diverse, with Roughly 500–527 living languages, ranking third globally after Papua New Guinea and Indonesia.
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TRUST THE PROCESS
@realest4lyf111h
that first kiss with the person you've been dying to kiss is probably the best feeling in the world.👨🏿‍🦯‍➡️
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