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Joined May 2009
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The Great Rift Valley Challenge organised by Bicycle Garage with timing by @TeamVeloNos is currently underway, billed as the toughest race in Kenya with 120km of racing including 3,000m+ of climbing Race started at 7:30am at Biretwo. Full starting list below. #GRVC2023 #cycling
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Pope Leo XIV’s lung cancer surgery last week was a success and no further treatment is required, the Vatican press office said in a bulletin. cnn.it/4jSian9
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The moment Dad walks through the door, this 10 month old has a whole day's worth of tea to spill. 😂❤️
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Kalonzo stop wasting our time! Its been more 30years singing the same song. Kwenda nyumbani!
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Hiyo ni hoho umevaa kama pete?
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The beatitude says "poor in spirit"
Nimeona mahali a sticker with "Mko Sure happy are the poor?" 😂
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Pope Leo discharged from hospital four days after undergoing lung cancer surgery. cnn.it/4B72u5D
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Who thinks for this government? 😂
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I can't stand AI art, so I made a plugin that removes it from your feed.

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Replying to @kash_Bior
A woman will never forgive you for the things she did to you and you get to move on.
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One of the Mulembe Governors is naked, waiting to be soaked in charms to secure a second term...
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MAJOR BREAKING: Millionaire tycoon Wicknell Chivayo has died after a helicopter crash in Marondera. His wife Lucy Muteke among the 6 victims. There were no survivors. A police statement said: “The ZRP confirms a plane crash in Marondera Rural area at 1700 hours. The aircraft had 6 occupants.”
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And she blocked me. 🤔
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Conquering death would be humanity’s greatest achievement.
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We put nine women in charge of a jury for two weeks and they tried to let a mom get away with strangling her kids. Then they launched a vicious smear campaign against the one black man who stood in their way. So I’m confident Obama is full of shit here.
Obama: "If you put women in charge of every government for two years... I have a strong belief that things would be better. I'm confident about that."
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I cannot stress enough how much we should ignore such absurd takes by paid shills. Don’t even allow yourselves to get mad about this. Eye on the prize. Register. Vote. Participate. Hold to account.
“The Constitution is just a piece of toilet paper; it doesn’t protect anyone,” Content Creator Abel Mutua. ( 🎥 The Kisiangani Podcast)
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The 84 Kenyan delegation are living like royalty in New York. They booked a VIP suite for a WNBA game. Enjoying the comfort of a private box, above the ordinary fans. What was meant to be an official trip now has the feel of a luxury getaway. Such a waste of our taxes.
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This is just formal retail. Informal retail could be contracting. If you want to impress us, demonstrate total retail is expanding.
I hear growth of economy is not being felt. Sales in top 3 supermarket chains grew 17% in 2025, that is 13% in real (inflation adjusted) terms, close to 3X GDP growth (as per KNBS). Who is shopping? Where are the pundits who’ve been sneering at data on soft drink sales?
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