SaaS sales, Cars, eCommerce, CPG enthusiast & VC twitter, probably in that order

West Loop Chicago IL
Joined August 2009
I cold called the CEO of Verizon about how bad my Verizon store treated me. He sent me a new iPhone 11 pro. I can’t make this up. Great guy
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America needs another Drake, Nicki, Wayne song
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It's impressive how awful pizza is outside of America
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When you listen to Big Pun you can hear him take deep breathes before each verse 😭
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How have premier league managers not learned about gore-tex jackets yet ☔️#cfc
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How long does it take for a rich midwestern dad to get tired of paying for his daughter’s West Village rent?
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Christian Chichester retweeted
the point of being a hater is having taste. For everything you hate on you must have something you just as enthusiastically recommend. Otherwise you’re a cancer upon society
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Got a bottle of Dasani with a cup of ice on the side to water down the Dasani taste
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They could drop the hybrid system and pretty much make it an SVJ with a dual clutch. Infinite money glitch
The eclipse is just the opening act. Meet the new SV on 14 August. #Lamborghini
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If you ask Siri to open Twitter it opens X
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Feel like iPads are only for kids and senior citizens
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I can listen to Don C talk about anything
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I love that when I finish my workout the moon is still out 🌙
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Putting stickers on your tires is so cringe. What are you doing man, it’s just an M8
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Is Home Depot serious with this building?
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Can we bring back the word crunk
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Men's clothing brands need to chill with having vintage Porsches in their ads; it's getting so played out.
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