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Just about as funky as you can be

Joined January 2011
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Today is the best day I’ve had in months. Moira just finished a million little things. Which means I was watching a million little things. And let me tell you what. I work to damn hard to come home from work and be that sad.
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Every time I’m doing anything that’s not my job
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This should be the new team logo @sixers
What team has you feeling like this?
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Pickup basketball Adam Sandler is the ideal male body
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I have been coping with @jacksonkirk_ moving to Chicago by playing the powerball, and hoping that I can get him to stay for like a million dollars. Everyone grieves in their own way.
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Pulling up to my capstone presentation for my MBA: After 2 years of Generally having a bad attitude Probably not being in peak physical condition One thing remains true. My professor can’t guard me.
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Rizz Khalifa retweeted
My new album “How Do I Escape” out now 💽 music.apple.com/us/album/how…
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Thank you for your service
I stepped in front of a couple last week and said we aren’t going anywhere yet
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Rizz Khalifa retweeted
It was so wild I just started laughing. She opened the overhead like it was totally normal and then was stunned when the attendant told she needed to sit DURING landing
Nothing upsets me more than the people who stand way too soon. But a mid landing stand? I think I almost respect it.
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Rizz Khalifa retweeted
MATT TURNER APPRECIATION POST 🔥 The USMNT defeat Canada on penalties and are through to the Gold Cup semifinals! 🇺🇸
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RT @USMNT: 114’ - GOAL: USA!!!!!! USA IS LEVELED! 🇺🇸 USA 2 - 2 CAN 🇨🇦
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Dude literally was forced to coach the Ducks after getting bopped for a DUI.
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Jim Gardner Is reporting that they blew up the chicken man last night. They fucking got his house too
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Daryl Morey outside Philadelphia 76ers HQ Camden, NJ 8:23 AM
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This just means somehow we will lose Maxey and end up with the ghost of Corey Brewer, Eric Gordon, and Clint Capela
Brian Windhorst on ESPN: “Daryl Morey has something up his sleeve… I wish I could tell you exactly what he’s planning. I know enough to know he’s got something going on.” What are the Sixers planning? 🤔
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Replying to @Calfcallus
@Calfcallus Sloppy Steaks – at Somers Point, NJ
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I am an old, so I would very much appreciate an explainer on this Grimace shake TikTok phenomenon that I personally cannot stop laughing about.
the grimace shake is causing irreversible damage to society.
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Rizz Khalifa retweeted
The Sixers off-season strategy every single year is Run it Back except for the ONE YEAR THEY ACTUALLY SHOULD HAVE RAN IT BACK
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If I was very rich, I personally would not want to explore shit. I would wake up every day and just simply explore the reality of financial freedom.
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