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Wandering
Joined August 2013
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They may be called @BlueJays but they are Canadaβs team. No matter where you travel in this country every airport has Jays merchandise.
The entire country cheered them on last night, the team only heard thousands, not millions.
#letsgojays
A message to @TeamCanada preparing to play for gold today in @milanocortina26 β¦ you have a nation behind your back.
Steel on ice feel the spirit of the π on your chest as you play for yourselves, your teammates, your coaches and your country.
Youβve got this! π₯
@TSN_Sports
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π¨JAYS WS JERSEY GIVEAWAYπ¨
Weβve decided to giveaway an official Nike Toronto Blue Jays jersey of your choice with any player on the back! βΎοΈ
To enter:
1. FOLLOW @BodogCA
2. LIKE β€οΈ & RT π this tweet.
3. Reply with your size & player!
Good luck! π¨π¦π¨π¦π¨π¦π¨π¦
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FRIEND: Would you be interested in going to a sex party?
ME: How is this different from a regular party?
FRIEND: You have sex with random people right there at the party.
ME: How is this different from a regular party?
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Producer: So what's your band called?
Ozzy: Black Sabbath
Producer: And the album is called?
Ozzy: Black Sabbath
Producer: Oh... what's the opening song on the album?
Ozzy: Black Sabbath
Producer: What the fuck?
Ozzy: Black Sabbath
Producer: ....
Ozzy: Black Sabbath
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Teenage boys: Your sense of style is terrible, old man.
Also teenage boys:
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Explain this to me:
Hot tea? Delicious.
Iced tea? Delectable.
Luke warm tea? Disgusting.
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Procrastination is giving yourself the opportunity to dread something longer.
