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I donβt care if youβre judging me or not, and donβt walk a mile in my shoes, you look like you have some kind of foot fungus
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I want to live in a world where I get mixtapes, and hand written notes
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FRIEND: Would you be interested in going to a sex party?
ME: How is this different from a regular party?
FRIEND: You have sex with random people right there at the party.
ME: How is this different from a regular party?
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Producer: So what's your band called?
Ozzy: Black Sabbath
Producer: And the album is called?
Ozzy: Black Sabbath
Producer: Oh... what's the opening song on the album?
Ozzy: Black Sabbath
Producer: What the fuck?
Ozzy: Black Sabbath
Producer: ....
Ozzy: Black Sabbath
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Teenage boys: Your sense of style is terrible, old man.
Also teenage boys:
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Explain this to me:
Hot tea? Delicious.
Iced tea? Delectable.
Luke warm tea? Disgusting.
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Procrastination is giving yourself the opportunity to dread something longer.
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Tips for singing the anthem at a hockey game:
β’ Know the words
β’ Avoid interpretive dance
β’ Donβt hold the last note longer than one Zamboni lap
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Love when a coworker sends a βquick questionβ that somehow requires a TED Talk, three spreadsheets, and my will to live.
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Help us identify the male pictured, who is sought for recently committing two separate indecent acts while on board GO Trains.
Press release and more photos here: bit.ly/3ZwpBoL
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Never Forget π¨π¦
Pompier Joseph Careau
LODD 1920-05-15 @SPCIQ QuΓ©bec City Fire
Honour Them
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ROUND ONE, ROUND WON π€
wpgjets.co/MyMcDs | #GoJetsGo
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Pasco Sheriffβs deputies are currently searching for missing people: Allee Curoe, Chloe Harvey and Isabel Meritt. Curoe, Harvey and Meritt were last seen on May 4 around 7:25 p.m. in the Clinton Ave. area of Dade City.
Allee Curoe, 15, is 5'10", around 180 lbs., with brown hair and brown eyes. Curoe was last seen wearing a long sleeve black shirt and black sweatpants.
Chloe Harvey, 15, is 5β3β, around 120 lbs., with brown hair and brown eyes. Harvey was last seen wearing a camo shirt and black sweatpants.
Isabel Meritt, 17, is 5β3β, around 115 lbs., with black hair and brown eyes. Meritt was last seen wearing a black t-shirt and sweatpants that are black, gray and white.
If you have any information on the whereabouts of these individuals, please call the Pasco Sheriffβs Non-Emergency Line at 727-847-8102, option 7, or report tips online at PascoSheriff.com/tips.



























