Willing things into existence as the monkey paw curls

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Joined July 2011
Maintain to this day that this is the most underrated Simpsons joke and it gets me every time
What were the Simpsons moments where you laughed so hard you couldn’t breathe? I have two: Mr. Sparkle and Worker and Parasite - literally dying of laughter
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One of my resolutions this year (more of a promise to myself) is to get through as much of my game backlog as I can. It’s getting out of hand and I seldom give it the time I’d hope to. It’s in the realm of 70 games, so I’ll do my best. I’ll update as I check stuff off (ft GIFs).
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#17 / #GearsOfWar 3 / #XboxSeriesX Glad to have the trilogy complete ahead of E-Day. Solid close out. Hoped for more from the end but the gameplay has aged really well and is plenty satisfying. Marcus and co are at their most investable. Was just left wanting a bit. 8.5/10
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#18 / #GTA San Andreas / #PS5 So much more to it than I remember (or ever saw). Can’t praise the writing, characters or increasing bombast enough. The humour is elite. Only criticism is the draw distance and territory requirement, but it’s inconsequential. It’s perfect. 10/10
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I can finally talk about Mass Effect Universe. Since Bioware closed I can now reveal that I was part of the Mass Effect Council, saw what BioWare was building, and provided feedback during development. • Set 600+ years after the Reaper War • You play as a customizable N7 agent • Instead of being a walking gun rack, you're a cross between John Wick and James Bond • Shepard's legacy preserved, regardless of your ending • A galaxy divided into three major factions • Humanity, Krogan, Batarians, and more allied together • Council races forming their own alliance • The Geth emerging as a third superpower • A galactic Cold War instead of another Reaper style invasion with a shadowy adversary • Geth-built megastructures • Connections between the Milky Way and Andromeda • Experimental technology implanted in you as a unique point of difference • Hacking and manipulating the environment • See through walls, identify systems, remotely trigger hazards and more • Handcrafted missions like ME1-3 • But with Hitman-style freedom in how you complete them • Brutal close-range executions • Squadmates who can clash with each other • Romance wasn't being sanitised • Liara returns - now an incredibly powerful Asari Matriarch From what I saw, BioWare was making Mass Effect for us, the fans, not for people who don't exist. It looked incredible. And now we may never get to play it. Find out more here: youtu.be/ZOWrTNazZxM #SaveMassEffect
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Please somebody save this and I promise to buy it even if it turns out to be bad
A purported BioWare developer has leaked a trailer for the cancelled ME 5 on Reddit. The footage, reportedly titled "MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE," appears to suggest the project was further along in development. Its authenticity remains unverified. #MassEffect
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“Anybody else who has the guts to do what it takes to be great... to really be great.” After #AEWAllOut, @JonMoxley reflects with raw honesty, hard-earned perspective, and a reminder that greatness comes with a cost. Watch #AEWDynamite A Tribute to PAC on TBS & HBO Max
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Tonight, All Elite Wrestling will honor the life, career and legacy of one of the greatest people we've ever known, @BastardPAC. Join us for A Tribute to PAC, tonight! This one’s for Ben.
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Forever our Bastard. Always in our hearts. 🖤
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Kind of wild that five months ago I thought I was done with Xbox. Not because I wanted to be but there was no reason to stick around with no exclusivity, the expectation of an all digital system and soaring prices meaning it’s probably one of the other.
PlayStation in 2026: - End Destiny - End physical gaming forever - End porting exclusives to PC - Completely lose Hideo Kojima - Attempt to cancel Kojima's next Metal Gear franchise - Kojima cuts ties entirely and goes to XBOX - Force your single-player studios to make live service games - Concord happens - Proceed to cancel most of them, losing years of development time and billions of dollars - Buy Bluepoint and have them make a live-service rather than remakes - Close Bluepoint down before they release any games - Start selling vertical stands separately rather than have them come with the console - Console prices at an all-time high Genuinely... what is going on at Sony. disaster after disaster, huge L after L. They were my favorite gaming company throughout the PS4 generation but genuinely, how do you lose EVERYONE this fast? Meanwhile, XBOX is taking full advantage of this and priming a major comeback next generation. A literal generational fumble happening at Sony.
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Meanwhile, Xbox deliver disc to digital, may provide an option for physical (even if external, which is all I ask), reinstate exclusivity (even if case by case), get HIDEO KOJIMA(!!!) to invest his time into their platform and haven’t been treating the user base with disdain.
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It’s easier said than done because of habit, discourse and popular opinion outside of the bubble, but every now and again a brand comes back swinging and it’s often because the competitor opens the door by being lazy, greedy or arrogant. PlayStation fancy themselves a hat-trick.
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If you’re one of the absolute twats that claps these dickheads off at full time you deserve another relegation #lcfc
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England's own @WillOspreay has his family, friends, country and even some rivals behind him as he challenges @KennyOmegamanX for the AEW World Title in our MAIN EVENT! Watch #AEWAllIn London LIVE on HBO Max PPV
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