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Joined November 2022
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Me and my explicit account ๐Ÿค
How it feels trynna run two separate accounts
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why did they use a Currys location map ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
GTA VIโ€™s map is expected to be the largest in the franchise and real world estimates show itโ€™s almost the size of a UK city - City of Manchester = ~116 kmยฒ - GTA VI land area = ~100 kmยฒ
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Camden High Street pedestrianisation trial to be made permanent (link to article in reply below) Pedestrianisation season seems to be here in London, as Camden Council has announced it will make a trial pedestrianisation of Camden High Street permanent.
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I edited our sex tapes into a 30 minute loop and put it onto my wall with a projector. I lit tealight candles, turned on red lights, and greeted him at the door in lingerie and heels. He tore my ass up ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿซ 
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This is London! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐ŸŽก #ballondor
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My London ๐Ÿคฉ
Not even one full day and Londoners as well as guests of our capital are already fully embracing the pedestrian Oxford Street.
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Not even one full day and Londoners as well as guests of our capital are already fully embracing the pedestrian Oxford Street.
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Sex Siren will always be my favourite category in Ballroom ๐Ÿคฉ
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Oxford Street now
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i like the idea of twitter no longer being a platform but a concept, shattered across time and space
a guide to the many twitters
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idk I like getting unsolicited nudes
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shout out to jasmine!! i love her rice
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Summer Walker donโ€™t piss me off
Multiple celebrities are currently liking posts and videos of Nicki Minaj supporting President Donald Trump and the Republicans. People are finally waking up. Nicki Minaj has broken the wheel and shown that cancellation can no longer be used as a weapon to silence celebrities for their political beliefs.
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A momentous day for London. Iโ€™m so excited to see our plans to transform Oxford Street becoming a reality. And this is just the beginning.
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Thatโ€™s EXACTLY who itโ€™s for. Get to diggin!
Missionary is not for big dicks!
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shaftesbury avenue i <3 u
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This is moment of maximum danger for Reform. You can broadly split current Reform voters into 2 groups - true believers & 'just want a right wing govt'. The second are much more transactional & if the Tories start to look like the vehicle to defeat Labour they'll go back to them
Conservatives overtake Reform for the first time since January 2025 in our poll tracker. Labour still rising economist.com/interactive/20โ€ฆ
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