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Glasgow, Scotland
Joined January 2012
Callum retweeted
Why are they using the Currys map of Manchester
GTA VI’s map is expected to be the largest in the franchise and real world estimates show it’s almost the size of a UK city - City of Manchester = ~116 km² - GTA VI land area = ~100 km²
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Engaged with this and now the algo just decides I want every piece of discourse about this clip ever, but I will say this is shite but Branagh was worse
Probably my favourite version. It's much less bombastic than Olivier's or Branagh's. #StCrispinsDay
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This is just finding nuance and then going so look-at-me on it you lose everything that's not nuance. But Branagh, how the fuck are you getting any of that from it
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Reckon our manager propping up the Palladium bar less than 24 hours ago will age badly in the retelling of this one.
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Always find it hard to get on board with the anti-Argentinian patter on here because whenever I'm looking up teamsheets and go "ooft, who's he" they're Argentinian 90% of the time. And usually not this sort of situation.
New type of guy, the Fotmob catfish
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New type of guy, the Fotmob catfish
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Had the PSG game on the Fotmob radio while I was cleaning the kitchen last night and they pronounce it "Footmob".
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Have seen a lot of people (albeit mostly outside gambling) not really understand how bookmakers work and think they win regardless of what happens. This is how they work.
Everyone backs heads. The old bookie pushes tails out to 5/4 to balance his book. On a 50/50 coin, that loses him £12.50 for every £100 he lays. Why nobody makes a book any more, and why that’s what makes restrictions feel so personal: substack.com/@vaughanlewis/n…
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Forgot I haven't sorted out a username for the move over. Is this anything
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POV: You have had a losing Sunday
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A mildly losing Sunday is like a nice hangover on a rainy day or pain after a workout. You can perversely enjoy it.
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Me: Barcelona The Oddschecker search bar: SD Aucas vs Barcelona Guayaquil? The big Ecuadorian cup game in two weeks?
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Hearts fans can have solidarity with the Greeks there in thinking that the costume of an adjacent people who are responsible for your culture and military victories is cool
Replying to @SGHMFC
A man wearing this shouldn't say 'I have a penis between my legs' and shouldn't criticize different cultures. Be ashamed of yourself, you stupid son of a bitch.
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It’s so funny how 3 of the top 5 can be explained by “oh Charlie Adam played there”
After Diego Gómez's goal last week, Brighton have had six attempts on goal from 50m+ this season. That's already - just seven games into 2026-27 - the second most by any team on record (since 06-07) in a Premier League season.
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Please do not post the country into the situation where Bournemouth sing "noone likes us we don't care"
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Quite surprised Celtic lost that. The lower two thirds of La Liga are unbelievably bad at the moment.
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Is the Uber Eats the second best league in the world at this point?
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That M&S ham and cheese thing caused peak Spain. That was it. All downhill from here.
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Democracy by Leonard Cohen gets off very lightly in discussions about the worst song of all time.
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