Dairy farmer still trying to solve the Rubik's cube
On the farm fixing up fences
Joined March 2023
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It's always good to have a laugh amongst people you meet and know. It's the only way not to cry about my family that died and that I miss. Let's laugh it up
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@TheFreds Hi Freds, My mate is doing a Drumathon to help children who have life threatening illness. Can you possibly share please? justgiving.com/page/phil-eva…
Dear @rickygervais , as Berk's media manager, I'd like to offer you a chance to have 'Dutch Barn' feature in the next 'Bathtime With Berk'. Although we normally charge 1 million dollars per production promotion, I am happy to say. for you, that we have waivered that fee for a small sum of 1 case of Dutch Barn. Please don't hesitate as @McConaughey is begging me to promote his choice of drink.
And if that song didn't make you consider hiring a linguistic expert, then this will. Listen to James Reyne's, 'Fall of Rome'. By the way, they were my favourite songs back then. I just mumbled shit when singing along. @jamesreynemusic
We have just passed the 38th yr anniversary of James Reyne's 'Hammerhead' song, and yet without looking up the lyrics, does anyone know what the f'k he is saying? Listen first before you look up lyrics. @jamesreynemusic
Some Italian ladies I know🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
On todays edition of "Cooking with @CarrieZimbo "
Doing the commentary :
@markconnor69
@Hampsta4
@Doomsday1990
Screw 7 day a week trading. Time for shops to shut up on a Sunday. Have some respect for church goers, those that want to have a day off and sleep in, and those that can make a coffee and cook breakfast at home. Your thoughts?
Ladies, it's official. Please limit fanfare messages to a minimum. I'll send love and kisses when I'm not filming. P.S. I came up with the title
Business @Hampsta4 is booming Mr @rickygervais . Where's your gold chain? We both deal in piss. Ours just attract the ladies more!
Time to help out you glorious bastards. Be nice for a change. After the donation you can turn back into a c'nt. I know it's painful. I to would rather be a c'nt
At least I did something useful in the X cooler cell.
You probably see this stuff all of the time. Difference is that this is my mate's daughter. This aint no scam folks. After losing my boy 3 years ago and watching my mum go through it now, I'll be f'kd to let cancer win again. Help out and leave a 'knock knock' joke for Eva. Dad jokes are better.
Yea, I can be nice at times.
Eva, 22, has been fighting a rare blood disorder and lung condition that require a stem cell transplant. She’s spent over 90 nights in the hospital this year alone, and her treatment journey is ongoing and intense. Sharing this helps raise awareness and support for her long road to recovery. Even if you can’t donate, a quick share can help more people learn about her story and possibly support her. Please consider sharing or donating to help Eva and her family during this difficult time. gofund.me/4b7c45669
At least I did something useful in the X cooler cell.
You probably see this stuff all of the time. Difference is that this is my mate's daughter. This aint no scam folks. After losing my boy 3 years ago and watching my mum go through it now, I'll be f'kd to let cancer win again. Help out and leave a 'knock knock' joke for Eva. Dad jokes are better.
Yea, I can be nice at times.
Eva, 22, has been fighting a rare blood disorder and lung condition that require a stem cell transplant. She’s spent over 90 nights in the hospital this year alone, and her treatment journey is ongoing and intense. Sharing this helps raise awareness and support for her long road to recovery. Even if you can’t donate, a quick share can help more people learn about her story and possibly support her. Please consider sharing or donating to help Eva and her family during this difficult time. gofund.me/4b7c45669
Thirty days in the Twitter Cooler. Missed you glorious bastards. Someone get me some sunglasses and a stiff drink.
