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I make a lot of money ruling the NFL. I enjoy watching great athletes take a knee in the endzone. This is a parody account. Follow me or I will fine you.

Fancy office in New York City
Joined September 2011
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First NFL coach to be fired?
16%Callahan (Titans)
71%McDaniel (Dolphins)
9%Daboll (Giants)
4%Canales (Panthers)
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CaptainTouchback retweeted
Nothing new here.
Tennessee does not lose to Kentucky!! 🔥🚀🍊
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“…hamstring injury…” #fixed
The #Vikings are planning to start Carson Wentz on MNF against the #Bills, as Kyler Murray’s hamstring injury would limit his mobility. Murray also could make it worse by playing. When healthy, Wentz has thrived in Kevin O’Connell’s offense. Now, a shot at 1 of the NFL’s best.
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The #Eagles suck. How bad is this team?
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Honestly the worst Cowboys loss I've seen since two weeks ago
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#Bengals had one player covering half of the field and Cam wouldn’t snap the ball.
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Minshew Magic to get the TD and the stupid kicker biffed the XP. Headed to OT. #Cardinals #Cowboys
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5 years and 22 days ago. That was the last time the Titans scored 36 points or more in a game. Derek Henry had 3 TD’s against the Jags. #TitanUp
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Cam has looked pretty g…never mind. #Titans
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Refs throwing flags like Dems count votes. Late and often.
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Overshown for #Cowboys with the dirtiest of hits on Bam Knight. Throw that bum out.
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All that needed to happen to wake up the #Titans offense was to get rid of the best defensive tackle in the NFL.
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Titans: So let’s wrap up this trade. You’re getting Pollard and Ridley. Vikings: Ridley? We don’t want Ridley. Titans: if you want Pollard you are taking Ridley. As a matter of fact he’s already in the trunk of your car. #TitanUp
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Who has draft picks and needs a running back? Packers? Vikings? #TitanUp
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These helmets were a popular color for bathtubs in the early 1970s.
The #Jaguars will wear their Nike Rivalry Uniforms on Sunday vs. the Colts.
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