I make a lot of money ruling the NFL. I enjoy watching great athletes take a knee in the endzone. This is a parody account. Follow me or I will fine you.
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CaptainTouchback retweeted
For all the speculation about why the chick in charge of this disastrous #Titans rebrand got fired, I choose to believe it’s because she turned T-Rac into a furry.
CaptainTouchback retweeted
The Norm entrance jokes on Cheers were famously tough to write.
George Wendt delivered 200+ of them over 11 seasons. As the show’s popularity grew, so did expectations. Writers said the real genius wasn’t always on the page; it was Wendt’s physical comedy, delivery, and timing.
CaptainTouchback retweeted
Hope Kyle Juszcykyzck is happy with himself. My 4 year old son Chris saw this demanded that I only fill his sippy dinosaur cup with Bud Light, the official beer sponsor of the NFL
NFL fined 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk $14,926 for engaging in an offensive demonstration Sunday vs. Miami. “Your imitation of chugging a beer constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably be construed as being in poor taste,” the NFL wrote in its fine letter. Juszczyk, nicknamed “Juice”, already has appealed the fine.
CaptainTouchback retweeted
Happy 7th!!!
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CaptainTouchback retweeted
Cris Collinsworth- “On my flight here they accidentally put me in the cargo hold with all the luggage. I was banging on the door the whole flight. When we landed I just found my bag, crawled out and got an Auntie Anne’s pretzel. No one even noticed.”
Tirico- “Flag on the play.”