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a big account stealing ur tweet is like a nigga saying ur joke louder and getting all the credit
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fuck it... homeless squidward
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me whenever @LilNasX posts
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I’m surprise no one posted this one
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Replying to @pokimanelol
@ WHOEVER GOT THE GOODS PLEASE!!!!
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Beethoven starts playing: Mfs in the 18th century:
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Replying to @LilNasX
see this is why i stopped following you. i loved your music til i found out youre black
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Replying to @CaptainCrunchTM
General Mills’ own internal sourcing programs and safeguards, in combination with existing laws and requirements, ensure the safety of our products. Thank you!
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Replying to @twomad_
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Replying to @twomad @twomad_
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Lol this guy out here copying fortnite.
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YOU WILL NUT NOW. CUM NOW. You will cum NOW. I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO FAIL NOW. NO NUT NOVEMBER CUM NOW.
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bruvfg karen just died on us
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Can y'all not try to vibe check our employees please, this is the third time. just get y'alls borgers
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Replying to @BeethovenHomie
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Replying to @BeethovenHomie
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Replying to @Hooverr
They call me ranch cuz I be dressin
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