I write hooks. #HOOX

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Weak fucking wordplay bozo
If there’s a big scandal about me, my only request is that it be called Elongate
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corned beef way too good to be called corned beef
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We all need to give arugula way more respect than it's given
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Before Twitter, if you had an opinion on something you wanted people to know, you had to print it on a blank tshirt and walk around a lot.
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Captain Hoox retweeted
Bucks Suns sucks buns
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Throw dirt on my name but could never bury me
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Keep playing yourself while I keep playing with these words #wordplay #hoox
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If anyone in LA wanna sublet a loft apartment for the summer w/ pool + gym hmu
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Jared Kushner has one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen.
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Ok I’m officially starting to lose my mind
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The boys are probably out there looking up at the same moon rn
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Captain Hoox retweeted
Replying to @jFlei @NickyChulo
HOOX BACK
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Never broke code and I never made statements. So the rules say mute all false speculations.
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Replying to @CaptainHoox @jFlei
Who is this?
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Never underestimate the importance of a fire hook #hoox
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