
Philadelphia sports have been my #1 source of dopamine since 2019, so as you may have guessed, things arent great. I push boulder up hill, it roll down, repeat
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I dont have the words to capture how terrible of a roster Dave Dombrowski built. The 2025 Phillies have no shot at a WS. The efforts to salvage this year will decimate the farm. Players w/ no business in the MLB will continue to have major roles. The Phillies are royally fucked
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You know, John Tortorella never hated someone without them really deserving it. Why is Cam York even still employed by this godforsaken franchise?
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The Eagles paid Jordan Davis a ton of money to offer nothing as a pass rusher and simply make the math work in the run game. This is a pathetic effort at the goal line, I don't care what the game situation is.
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Flyers roster lacks talent. Fact.
They also have far too often lacked attention to detail, focus, cohesiveness & compete.
It’s like they aren’t present each shift. They’re either living in the past or worried about the future.
That’s unacceptable & a coaching/culture issue.
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Rick Tocchet when Matvei Michkov is the only reason they have two of their three wins and he’s forced by the people upstairs to play him more because the STH Chalk Talk was only postponed to December 2nd.
Rick Tocchet on Matvei Michkov:
"He's been going lately, he's been jumping on loose pucks, especially The power play. He's gotten better. He's quicker, I think lately he's been playing a lot."
#Flyers
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Not just on one guy obviously but this Jonathan Greenard trade and contract is looking like an absolute disaster
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It turns out that trading for an EDGE rusher coming off of an injury that required offseason surgery and then paying him a lot of money while also signing a CB that isn't a scheme fit to a big deal while letting a S that was a scheme fit walk on a reasonable deal and having no plan at safety other than taking your superstar slot defender play safety part time and thus making him bad at both wasn't the best offseason plan for the defense.
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- Andrew Mukaba over Harold Fannin Jr.
- Eli Stowers over EMW
The roster isn’t nearly as good because of stupid mistakes like this.
The Eagles had connections to both Fannin and EMW.
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Tocchet is just so bad at his job that it's sad.
Like how do I call this man a terrorist? He doesn't even know what's going on.
He's coming out talking about his team's emotional state days after the fact instead of REGULATING IT ON THE BENCH LIKE HE IS PAID MILLIONS TO DO 😂
Alex Cora is a cheating loser & Dombrowski’s fixation on him & his terrible staff is another one of countless pieces of evidence stating that he should retire from the Phillies & never come near baseball again until his HoF induction
So what I’ve gathered is that the Phillies hired one of the only hitting coaches available who’s worse than Kevin Long in Peter Fatse



















