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The Cristo-Fascist your gender studies professor warned you about. Anti-Communist Psalms 144:1, John 3:17, #DesantisRepublican

Joined March 2023
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Everything good is being burnt. It’s the era in which we live.
BOND Update via @MattBelloni: Pattinson's test deal (which was tough to close, suggesting Amazon really wants him) calls for 3 movies, while O'Connor and Lowden's deals require a 4-film commitment. Pattinson is much more expensive than the others (obviously). Matt says Pattinson and Hoult tested after the others, suggesting Amazon didn't love the other 3. Broccoli liked Pattinson as Bond 5 years ago but lost interest once he was cast as Batman. Matt argues Pattinson makes the most financial sense and is used to the pressure. Thinks he's done as Batman without Reeves.
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So Bond is just going to be like all the other Hollywood slop? Shame.
Robert Pattinson was offered more money & only a 3-film commitment for his audition deal to play James Bond, compared to the other finalists. His deal was so difficult to close that some wondered why the filmmakers would bother if they didn’t really want him for Bond. (Source: puck.news/authors/matthew-be…)
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Democrats are about to drop the ball so hard.
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Texas Democrats are filing a FLOOD of proposed bills that would TAKE AWAY gun rights for Americans. Here's what's been filed so far: HB 218 (Johnson): would create extreme-risk protective orders, including temporary orders issued without notice. A family or household member or a peace officer could apply if they allege the person has a serious mental illness and poses an immediate danger because of access to firearms. The person would have to turn over their guns within 24 hours; a full order would last up to a year and could be renewed. Possessing a gun in violation would be a Class A misdemeanor. HB 173 (Moody): would make it a state jail felony to transfer a semiautomatic rifle that takes a detachable magazine and is larger than .22 caliber to anyone under 21, with exceptions for peace officers, current or honorably discharged military, and some temporary loans at a range or hunt. HB 576 (Lalani): would bar registered sex offenders from buying a firearm, but only for registration based on an offense committed on or after Sept. 1, 2027. HB 103 (Martinez): would expand the state crime of reckless discharge of a firearm so it also covers counties of 500,000 or more people, not just cities of 100,000 or more. SB 80 (Zaffirini): would prohibit certain transfers, purchases, and possession of assault weapons and would create criminal offenses. HB 606 (Lalani): would prohibit transferring firearms to, or the purchase or possession of firearms by, people under 21, and would create a criminal offense. HB 610 (Lalani): would prohibit transferring firearms to certain recipients under 21. HB 857 (Anchía): would prohibit transferring certain semiautomatic rifles to certain recipients under 21, and would create a criminal offense and increase a penalty. HB 771 (Sethi): would prohibit transferring certain semiautomatic rifles to certain recipients, and would create a criminal offense and increase a penalty. HB 806 (Reynolds): would prohibit transferring semiautomatic rifles to certain recipients and would increase a criminal penalty. HB 613 (Lalani): would require a national instant criminal background check on private firearm transfers and would create a criminal offense. HB 612 (Lalani): would prohibit a sex offender from possessing a firearm. (prob the only reasonable one) HB 609 (Lalani): would increase the criminal penalty for making a firearm accessible to a child. HB 658 (Moody): would change the prosecution and punishment of making a firearm accessible to a child and would increase a criminal penalty. HB 618 (Moody): would restrict transferring firearm magazines to people who are prohibited from possessing the type of firearm the magazine is made for, and would create a criminal offense. HB 659 (Moody): would require licensed firearms dealers to report certain sales or transfers of multiple firearms or magazines to law enforcement, and would create a criminal offense. HB 660 (Moody): would require certain people already prohibited from owning or possessing a firearm to dispose of firearms they own, possess, or control. HB 712 (Gámez): would address a city or county's authority to regulate or prohibit carrying a firearm in certain libraries. HB 776 (Sethi): would address expulsion-related offenses involving possessing, carrying, exhibiting, or using a firearm on or within 1,000 feet of school property. HB 859 (Anchía): would increase the criminal penalty for discharging a firearm in certain municipalities.
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Making it Robert Pattinson would just turn Bond into every other Hollywood slop. Would fail. O’Connor would be a gay and weak Bond. Hoult would probably work. Lowden and Turner are by far the best options. Either one would be fine but I’m betting on Turner. The same guy who broke that Daniel Craig was Bond back in the day reported it’s Turner and then Pierce Brosnan came out and endorsed him. Those aren’t coincidences.
The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond: • Robert Pattinson • Jack Lowden • Callum Turner • Nicholas Hoult • Josh O'Connor Who would you choose?
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The whole country is going to move to Florida.
🚨 BREAKING: Texas Governor-Elect Gina Hinojosa requests pause on selling state land to Elon Musk.
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Yep
I am thinking we should have nominated DeSantis
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MAGA lost Texas. Fuck all the way off.
Where was this DeSantis back in 2024? “Oh he’s just posturing a run for president again” yeah I don’t care, we need more people on that debate stage saying the right stuff
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We tried to warn y’all
Trump never should have won the Republican Primary against DeSantis from a strategic standpoint. He was just as dumb then as he is now. It’s just every influencer in unison just told you Trump was on a vengeance tour against the deep state when it was obviously never true.
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Imagine being this delusional.
“Young white men are voting +35 Democrat bc Ashley Hinson gave them the sads?”
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I’m married.
Do you have a girlfriend in Niagara Falls? Sincerely.
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I manage 2 companies full time. I WISH. I could sit and relax for a second. You do a podcast for 2 hours a day. I’m blessed to just have one weekend a month off with my family. Sincerely. Go fuck your self.
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It’s funny how you assume this. You really think people are out there playing video games all day? I wish I had the luxury to play video games or do anything for fun for that matter. All people are doing is working. All I do is work to pay basic bills. That’s the problem.
Anon is proud to play video games in mom’s basement, all in the name of the Lord, of course
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Doubling down on you’re stupidity. Enjoy your blue state. You earned it.
The anon incels voted for the world to burn and have never been happier. Their cowardice has gone manic. Told ya.
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My final prediction
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I’m going to be buying 10 red baron pizzas tomorrow.
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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No one created more division in this country than him.
Barack Obama: "I am tired of being divided! I want friendship and neighborliness!"
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RIP Captain
🚨Breaking News: Legendary Actor Patrick Stewart has passed away at 86 years old
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Becoming Catholic was the single best decision I've made in my life.
Becoming Catholic was the single best decision I've made in my life.
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Working people out there are reaching the boiling point at a pretty large scale. When people collectively start to come unglued it isn’t going to be pretty.
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