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Carver

@CardboardCarver

you know what they say, don’t ever look a gift horse in the cock

Joined October 2019
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My 35mms here for posterity’s sake
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Hey @MrJerryOC why is Dane Cook trying to steal your vibe?
Dane Cook (@DaneCook) profile pictureDane Cook
@DaneCookNov 11
NIGHTLY NEWS UPDATE TROUBLEMAKER #68 most HYPED on all of @youtube FUNNY MONEY: The Dane Cook Story #2 on ALL MOVIES #1 documentary. 🔥🔥🔥
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Listening to @TallentSam on Rogan and I can’t tell if he no longer understands what a bit is or if he’s blowing past them on purpose.
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@_vandulNov 4
The names got. Fag. Got.
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Chat wouldn’t let me keep the noose LMAOOOOOOO
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I can finally start using my litter box again at work
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I don’t give a fly fuck about her mental health, I hope @HaleyforMI is absolutely crashing out this morning. I never want to hear from that traitorous bitch again.
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John@Friar_FaithfulNov 3
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CNN (@CNN) profile pictureCNN
@CNNNov 3
President Trump says the US is cutting off $4 billion in aid to Israel at the end of the year because "they don't need it." cnn.com/2026/11/03/politics/…
Trump says US is cutting off aid to Israel at year’s end because ‘they don’t need it’ | CNN Politics

Trump says US is cutting off aid to Israel at year’s end because ‘they don’t need it’ | CNN Politics

President Donald Trump said Tuesday that the United States is cutting off $4 billion in aid to Israel at the end of the year because “they don’t need it.”

cnn.com
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Replying to @TuckerCarlson
The irony is extraordinary: two nuclear-armed states discussing nuclear strikes against a country they accuse of seeking nuclear weapons. And somehow, this is sold as peace and security. Just as genocide is sold as self-defense..
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This is like when johnny cash released hurt
Seth "Da Flow" Irskens (@Ice8859) profile pictureSeth "Da Flow" Irskens
@Ice8859Oct 30
Colts vs Jaguars 2026 Season Week 8- Drunk Horse Team Song Anthem #Colts #Jags #Jaguars #JaxsonvilleJaguars #Indianapoliscolts #TeamAnthem #Weekly #2026Season #Sports #ParodySong #youtuber #youtube #youtubesinger #Football #NFL #BleedBlue #ForTheShoe #INDvsJAX #ColtsVsJags #DrunkHorseAnthem #ColtsNation #ThisIsOurColts #ColtsAnthem #SethDaFlowIrskens #TheFlow
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This is important
Home by 3 (@HomeBy3Official) profile pictureHome by 3
@HomeBy3OfficialOct 28
An educated discussion on the Pat McAfee assassination attempt
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LMAOOOOOOOOO
Joey Hannum (@joeyhannum) profile pictureJoey Hannum
@joeyhannumOct 25
Genuinely my favorite clip of the whole cycle
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do you know how far howell is from detroit?
Richard Gaisford (@richardgaisford) profile pictureRichard Gaisford@richardgaisfordOct 22
Illuminating exchange with a 19 year old voter in Detroit, worried about @AbdulElSayed’s name. @AJEnglish #Midterms2026 #Michigan
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This uneducated loser is pro life BTW
The Chief (@saxman7272) profile pictureThe Chief@saxman7272Oct 19
Why should I pay for other kids lunches?? I already paid for my kids. Tell their parents to step up and do their job like I did!!! Screw Amy Acton for trying to force me to pay for other kids!!!
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I don’t like it, but these people are going to ensure Trump wins a 3rd term.
Lysander (@UnderCoercion) profile pictureLysander
@UnderCoercionOct 14
Turn up the cringe to Level 11 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
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@_vandulOct 11
Hi excuse me I’m a mentally ill faggot with no agency over their own life and I need to tell you exactly what you’re doing wrong and how it makes me feel unsafe for I am a victim, and you a Nazi
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Watching women cry about misogyny while using homophobia to shame men who think Gillis is funny is entertaining the HELL out of me today LMAOOOOOO
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Fire Shep
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Why are they speaking in Hebrew, but in the plane filled with Israelis, in moments of absolute crisis, they're speaking English for the cameras?
Jvnior (@Jvnior) profile pictureJvnior
@JvniorOct 1
"I pulled on the steering gear to level the plane and stopped the 17,000 foot dive. Fortunately, I had some basic knowledge of aviation from the Mayday Air Crash series." Anyone who believes this shit is retarded.
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"Sure, we didn't get JPJ but we have the most talented mascot in the game, did you even take a fucking second to consider that?" - Lions fans if you even breathe a criticism of Brad Holmes for not addressing the worst secondary to every exist in the NFL
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