@CatPlark
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Everyone get out and fucking vote.
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@GOP__Ls6h
🚨 BREAKING: Trump wants to appoint Ted Cruz as Supreme Court Justice if Republicans keep the Senate.
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Clay Travis claims The Cheesecake Factory was a childhood luxury. Except it didn't open in Nashville until he was 26. @Timodc and @PabloTorre investigate the curious case of his restaurant nostalgia: “We are now swift boating Clay Travis for Cheesecake Factory stolen valor.”
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Honestly, probably a “losing the battle, winning the war” situation to just get beat down tonight and accept that it’s over rather than win and spend a few weeks convincing ourselves “playoff QB Tanner McKee” is a real thing we should pin any of our hopes on.
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Go birds I guess
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More of this
Acyn
@AcynOct 24
OBAMA: He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.
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I feel like a pervert for still watching this Michigan/Indiana game. It’s so bad
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little less tweeting and a little more Severance Season 3, Benny
Ben Stiller
@BenStillerOct 23
Philly with the boos
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Mike@mhc_76Oct 23
The horrifying thing for the rest of the league is its not even like they got hot from 3 at all. They just overcame a 27 point lead by just absolutely smothering and bullying a fellow playoff contender to death for 24 minutes. In their 2nd game together.
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THE 76ERS.
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well they famously did not turn the titanic around at all
FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 20
JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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He cannot be stopped. #COLvsPHI | #LetsGoFlyers
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they finna be named The Philadelphia Jalen Hurts after that lawsuit
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If this reporting pans out, this is the biggest Eagles scandals in a long time. Forget the offense. Forget wins and losses. Forget all that. Pulmonary embolism can kill. Letting Hurts spend the night in the ER with a clot and letting him play the day after, post/pre flight?!
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Everyone that let him play should be fired and exiled
NFL Rumors
@nflrumsOct 19
🚨🚨 #Eagles Jalen Hurts will be out rest of season due to blood clots in his lungs.
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This game proves what we already knew. 1) Nick Sirianni is the main issue and gotta go 2) Without Jalen Hurts, this team is 0-5 on it's way to 0-6
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Jalen Hurts had this team within 1 play from beating the Rams, Jaguars, and being 4-1. One of the biggest accomplishments you'll ever see. #Eagles
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Merrill Reese sounds so disappointed and disgusted 😂😂😂
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The only thing that matters is Jalen’s health and safety. If you can’t 100% guarantee that putting him on the field won’t endanger his life, this is the correct and only decision you can make.
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 17
Breaking: After consultations with numerous doctors and experts that went into Saturday, the Eagles are placing quarterback Jalen Hurts on injured reserve, sources tell @rapsheet and me. The move will sideline Hurts indefinitely. More info to come.
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Shoehei hit the shit out of that ball
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hey god so I know that you’re busy trying to heal the pope but if you could spare a thought and lift whatever biblical curse is on philly sports that would be great amen
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