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@CatieAlert

famous for writing two novels

 L.A.
Joined March 2009
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me trying to date
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They’re not dating they’re both signing with the sky for 1.4 million dollars
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@juloccdMar 25
oh my god…. jackie and dijonai soft launching??????22$382&3’dndm
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Vogue Magazine
@voguemagazineFeb 16
Professional women’s sports leagues aren’t perfect spaces, but players and fans have won enough battles and made enough strides that the sapphic WNBA romance novel I published last month, “Rooting Interest,” is more of a reflection than a fantasy. vogue.com/article/on-writing…
On Writing a Queer Sports Romance

On Writing a Queer Sports Romance

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aubrey@aubreybell28 May 2025
saw a bird get a worm just now at 3:53pm so it is possible
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aubrey@aubreybell11 Dec 2024
it’s the most “I have 2 parties I have to go to” time of the year
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didion & babitz being sold out at @skylightbooks is very LA
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aubrey@aubreybell7 Nov 2024
getting on the mic at the grocery store to let the owner of the cyber truck in parking lot know it’s ugly
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Robby Slowik@RobbySlowik4 Nov 2024
Me texting Kamala back on Wednesday: “OMG sorry JUST saw these. Do you still need thirty dollars?”
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aubrey@aubreybell2 Nov 2024
mom (just discovered her children were throwing rocks in the pool for an hour): you guys are much smarter than this me (next door, could hear the kids throwing rocks in the pool for an hour): they’re really not
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aubrey@aubreybell18 Oct 2024
aww I’m feeling opposite
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Rolling around Glendale, blasting cigs and bumping one direction
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I got in the car with @zanopticon and @SarahEnni and they were playing their own podcast on the car radio….
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Paul Danke@pauldanke4 Sep 2024
I lived it: having Covid, stuck at home, bought a new coffee table that would really elevate the space and I hate it.
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Actually, that’s Clea DuVall.
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josh hartnett as trip fontaine in 'the virgin suicides' (1999)
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I treat my car the same way Mary Kate Olsen treats her kelly bag
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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau23 May 2024
7 camera operators died before Guadagnino realized they could add the tennis ball in post
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I don’t care about generative AI; please instead invent a way for garbage cans to stop taking up prime parking spots on garbage day
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Jett Allen@jettiallen20 May 2024
Challengers (2024)
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Zan Romanoff@zanopticon4 May 2024
new supersized On the Bleachers feat. @ChrisConnelly open.spotify.com/episode/5CK…
Draft Day (Chris Connelly's Version)

Draft Day (Chris Connelly's Version)

On the Bleachers · Episode

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aubrey@aubreybell5 May 2024
ahhh you kinda never want your friend to say something like this after telling them how you’re doing
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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@TheChallenge23 Dec 2021
Replying to @TheChallenge
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