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@CatieAlert

famous for writing two novels

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Joined March 2009
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Vogue Magazine
@voguemagazineFeb 16
Professional women’s sports leagues aren’t perfect spaces, but players and fans have won enough battles and made enough strides that the sapphic WNBA romance novel I published last month, “Rooting Interest,” is more of a reflection than a fantasy. vogue.com/article/on-writing…
On Writing a Queer Sports Romance

On Writing a Queer Sports Romance

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aubrey@aubreybell28 May 2025
saw a bird get a worm just now at 3:53pm so it is possible
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aubrey@aubreybell11 Dec 2024
it’s the most “I have 2 parties I have to go to” time of the year
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aubrey@aubreybell7 Nov 2024
getting on the mic at the grocery store to let the owner of the cyber truck in parking lot know it’s ugly
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Robby Slowik@RobbySlowik4 Nov 2024
Me texting Kamala back on Wednesday: “OMG sorry JUST saw these. Do you still need thirty dollars?”
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aubrey@aubreybell2 Nov 2024
mom (just discovered her children were throwing rocks in the pool for an hour): you guys are much smarter than this me (next door, could hear the kids throwing rocks in the pool for an hour): they’re really not
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aubrey@aubreybell18 Oct 2024
aww I’m feeling opposite
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Paul Danke@pauldanke4 Sep 2024
I lived it: having Covid, stuck at home, bought a new coffee table that would really elevate the space and I hate it.
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Actually, that’s Clea DuVall.
cinematogrxphy (@cinematogrxphy) profile picturecinematogrxphy@cinematogrxphy4 Aug 2024
josh hartnett as trip fontaine in 'the virgin suicides' (1999)
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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau23 May 2024
7 camera operators died before Guadagnino realized they could add the tennis ball in post
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Jett Allen@jettiallen20 May 2024
Challengers (2024)
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Zan Romanoff@zanopticon4 May 2024
new supersized On the Bleachers feat. @ChrisConnelly open.spotify.com/episode/5CK…
Draft Day (Chris Connelly's Version)

Draft Day (Chris Connelly's Version)

On the Bleachers · Episode

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aubrey@aubreybell5 May 2024
ahhh you kinda never want your friend to say something like this after telling them how you’re doing
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Jett Allen@jettiallen23 Apr 2024
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where I was raised
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It's a sick game. Israel forced people to leave northern Gaza to the middle area, then bombed them there. They fled to Khan Younis, it bombed them there. Now half of Gaza's population is crammed in tiny Rafah, with nowhere further to go, and Israel is bombing them there.
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aubrey@aubreybell2 Feb 2024
things are getting so bad they went and found amelia earhart
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aubrey@aubreybell21 Dec 2023
is it still complicated? or are you just stupid
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Don’t call me ‘your partner’ we’re not detectives I eat you out for crying out loud
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catie shut UP@CatieAlert24 Jul 2020
capitalism is like if Jumanji was monopoly, and real
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Jonathan@jonathanmb323 Oct 2023
If Red Scare is such an undeniable pivotal cultural object then why has it never come in ahead of the 2006 Amanda Bynes comedy She's the Man on Google Trends at any point in the last five years
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cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies) profile picturecancela lansbury@gossipbabies3 Oct 2023
I love jack anton*ff's music but he is wrong about dimes sq... the post 2010's greater downtown nyc social scene is responsible for seismic shifts in art, fashion, music, comedy—dis, HBA , eckhaus latta, arca, talk hole.. also red scare is undeniably a pivotal cultural objet
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