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she/her, Mom of 3, elder Swiftie, πŸ’™ Toronto Maple Leafs, history geek.

SW Ontario, Canada
Joined June 2008
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Kelly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ❀️‍πŸ”₯ retweeted
Trump last week: Thinks voters are too stupid to tell two Dan Sullivans apart. Trump today: Too stupid to tell two Dana Whites apart.
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Kelly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ❀️‍πŸ”₯ retweeted
This explanation for Trump's new Press Secretary appointment is almost certainly correct, because of the principle of Trump's Razor: the stupidest possible explanation is the most likely one.
Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
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Kelly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ❀️‍πŸ”₯ retweeted
Someone said β€œDana White for press secretary” and meant the former Pentagon spokesperson. Trump heard β€œthe UFC guy” and went with it. And we’re expected to believe this dumb motherfucker aced three cognitive tests?
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Kelly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ❀️‍πŸ”₯ retweeted
The wrong Dana White on the anniversary of the wrong Four Seasons?? Total serendipity.
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After you shower and moisturize, you don't put your dirty underwear back on, do you? This post is about Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumar.
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Kelly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ❀️‍πŸ”₯ retweeted
Did anyone else not realize just how depressed they were before that blue wave dopamine hit?
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Kelly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ❀️‍πŸ”₯ retweeted
Maybe if trump hadn't made cuts that crippled weather forecasting he would've seen the blue tsunami coming.
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Kelly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ❀️‍πŸ”₯ retweeted
THEY’RE GONNA GIVE YOU MUSLIM TITTIES TOMORROW AFTER GYM CLASS
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Kelly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ❀️‍πŸ”₯ retweeted
you know trump is sad because he is answering questions without attacking the press. his spirit is broken. he ain’t called no body a fat pig or a stupid little bitch or nothing.
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Kelly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ❀️‍πŸ”₯ retweeted
WE ARE TURNING MAR-A-LAGO INTO A RAINFOREST CAFE
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Kelly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ❀️‍πŸ”₯ retweeted
they gonna be showing these type of tweets on Fox News tomorrow 😭😭😭😭😭
WE TURNING THAT BALL ROOM INTO A MOSQUE
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Kelly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ❀️‍πŸ”₯ retweeted
I'm buying eight white slaves tomorrow welcome to the new america nigga
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Kelly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ❀️‍πŸ”₯ retweeted
they’re saying santa’s going to be a butch lesbian this year now
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Kelly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ❀️‍πŸ”₯ retweeted
what a beautiful app we've got here. 😭
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Kelly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ❀️‍πŸ”₯ retweeted
I don’t think Twitter has been a funnier place to be than rn bruh. Here are some of my faves:
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Kelly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ❀️‍πŸ”₯ retweeted
Generational run
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Kelly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ❀️‍πŸ”₯ retweeted
DREAM GUYS! πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™
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Kelly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ❀️‍πŸ”₯ retweeted
Temporarily back on this hell site just to retweet this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Watch this hilarious clip where Wajahat, Mehdi, and Prem renounce Vivek Ramaswamy. Watch Mehdi and Prem live from Mi on our YouTube page! f.mtr.cool/12xfzn58ib
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Kelly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ❀️‍πŸ”₯ retweeted
Damn. I thought muslims weren't allow to cook pigs?
β€œDonald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” β€” Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
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Kelly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ❀️‍πŸ”₯ retweeted
Tears in my eyes bro like😭😭😭😭
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