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Some dude living day by day #TwinDad

South Jersey
Joined January 2012
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First beer. Closing time.
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I know someone with one of these
Replying to @TaraBull
Keep it simple.
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Replying to @TaraBull
Keep it simple.
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Gave them a 7.7 today. That ain’t no 5 hour wait pizza
They probably spared themselves a 7.2 rating anyway. 5 hour wait time is b/c the dude tossing the dough has been there since Daryle Lamonica was starting QB
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Altoona style is probably better than this place…
For everyone telling me to go to Rocco’s in South Bend it woulda been nice to mention it’s a 5 hour wait. I guess I’ll be back at 9:30
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Better than the WWF
Lyle Alzado starred in "Learning the Ropes", a sitcom about a school teacher who moonlights as a pro wrestler. (featuring wrestlers of the NWA)
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How did this not catch on?
Lyle Alzado starred in "Learning the Ropes", a sitcom about a school teacher who moonlights as a pro wrestler. (featuring wrestlers of the NWA)
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Lyle Alzado starred in "Learning the Ropes", a sitcom about a school teacher who moonlights as a pro wrestler. (featuring wrestlers of the NWA)
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Karen got Karened!!
The head coach of NJ's No. 1-ranked girls soccer team will be suspended for the team's next state sectional semifinal after video surfaced of her popping a bottle of champagne after her 100th victory Thursday. More here: nj.com/highschoolsports/2026…
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Meet the new President of the United States of America. Here is footage of him in HIGH SCHOOL. I know he looks 45 here but he was in high school.
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Get my coffee. Hundreds of @amazon packages strew about the @Wawa parking lot. You cant see in front of the other car. Being thrown, flipped, crushed, reloaded in their cars for late delivery. Now I know why my current shipment is lost. Fuck Prime!! #DoBetter
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Shit gets real when a titty pops loose
Does size really matters?
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Son: Dad, did you ever see these guys live? Dad: No, and after watching this, I'm pretty pissed about it.
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**Guy’s
Guys lost it. Completely incompetent
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Son: Dad, what the hell is going on with this band? Dad: Son, I have absolutely no idea, but turn it up.
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insanely good impression of Collinsworth calling a Chiefs game
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CI retweeted
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I had this. Slime was a fucking mess
Who remembers the Evil Horde Slime Pit from 1986?
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Michael Bolton as Michael Bolton
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Got smoked…
🚨 Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick: “I’m not going to legalize marijuana and if people want to vote me out of office for that, so be it.” He has now been voted out of office.
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