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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
David Attenborough: Bitcoiners in the wild 🦍🟠₿
In this film, we follow one of the most fascinating and least understood species on planet Earth… the Bitcoiner
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
JUST IN: Proton defies legal threats from Flock Safety by hosting a public map revealing the locations of over 300,000 surveillance cameras across the U.S.
Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
Today, the calendar makes a right triangle, for the last time this century.
This Saturday is October 24, 2026.
Write it as 10/24/26 or 24/10/26, and the same beautiful relationship appears:
10² + 24² = 26²
100 + 576 = 676
But here’s what makes today special.
There are infinitely many Pythagorean triples. Only a handful fit our calendar.
Using the rule
month² + day² = (last two digits of the year)²,
the month cannot exceed 12, and the day cannot exceed 31. Those small limits leave exactly 12 qualifying dates in this century.
Today is the last.
The next will be March 4, 2105:
3² + 4² = 5²
That is a wait of more than 78 years.
An infinite family of triangles. Just twelve appearances on a century’s calendar.
Happy Pythagorean Triple Day.
Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
Huge congratulations to @goot_sats for assembling the FIRST FULL SET of Shadow OMBs.
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See the full collection here:
ordinalmaxibiz.wiki/holder/b…
OMB CANNOT BE STOPPED
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
They mocked you for getting 64GB of RAM when "you didn't need them".
They mocked you for getting a 5090 at 2.5K.
Who's laughing now?
Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
I’m about 25 cents a gallon away from removing my drivers side floorboard & Fred Flintstoneing this bitch.
Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
We brought the heat. They built the machine.🔥
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90% buyback.
Up to a $10K GRAIL.
Time to test your luck.🔥
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Together with @HotHeadsNFT, we're bringing the heat to Solflare Packs with a machine featuring nothing but fire type card collectibles.
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
The Bippers managed to antagonize the only exchange that was willing to list their Shitcoin 😂
Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
REMINDER: this is a CRITICAL security practice. If you don't follow this advice & your gmail account gets compromised, you are completely screwed. Attackers will reset your other account passwords via your email and then use your 2FA code to log in.
teapaw.org/lopp/status/1702764910…
