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Evan

@ChanceofEvan

I put the fart in artsy fartsy. post are not endorsements of retweets.

Joined August 2011
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Ben Platt in Dear Evan Hansen (2021)
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THATS MY REP!
Darializa for Congress (@DarializaforNY) profile pictureDarializa for Congress
@DarializaforNYNov 7
The night we made history. I am so proud to be the first Dominicana elected to represent you in Congress, Uptown and The Bronx.
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talarico should study ossof & aocs constituent services (some of the best from what i understand) and draw up the juxtaposition between cruz. almost as important as his legislative track record. we cannot lose this seat. if we keep tx the reign of republicanism in the us is over
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@omgsidewalks6h
Using pronouns may have helped this Dana White situation.
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Crossover votes (GOP->DEM) are dwarfed by activated non-voters in the last cycle. The job of pundits like Klein and Yglesias is to convince you the key to winning is courting conservatives — the tiny red sliver feeding the blue bar. It is actually the massive grey pipe.
Michael McFaul (@McFaul) profile pictureMichael McFaul
@McFaulNov 7
This is really interesting:
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I really need @ohmaryplay to announce an American Girl Doll Collab on April 1.
Sad Patron (@SeeingMount) profile pictureSad Patron
@SeeingMountNov 6
First look at the American Girl Hunger Games Collector Katniss Everdeen Doll Price: $225
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Not to get too deep but this is absolutely how you should love and look back on all versions of you
kitchie na doll ꩜ (@ladyveng3ance) profile picturekitchie na doll ꩜@ladyveng3anceNov 5
love her vibe sm like that’s a drag queen trapped in a woman’s body
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Is Chuck Schumer exciting? No. Does he take risks? Of course not. But do his experience and acumen make him EXACTLY the man democrats need to most effectively wield this unprecedented mandate? Jesus christ, no
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Taps the sign
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House Judiciary Dems (@HouseJudiciary) profile pictureHouse Judiciary Dems
@HouseJudiciaryNov 5
It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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Nobody proposed reforming the Gestapo because nobody was dumb enough to think that would work. Abolish ICE. That’s what we voted for.
House Judiciary Dems (@HouseJudiciary) profile pictureHouse Judiciary Dems
@HouseJudiciaryNov 5
It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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Asking for book recs when you can’t even read a chart is the height of comedy.
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Sean@SeanDaBlackNov 6
The Dems have thrown similar majorities before and will squander this one if you let them. They shouldn't have a moment of peace.
House Judiciary Dems (@HouseJudiciary) profile pictureHouse Judiciary Dems
@HouseJudiciaryNov 5
It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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Chuck Schumer did a poor job governing under Biden and should really be removed. His whole approach is to build massive bills to satisfy different little parts of the Dem coalition instead of crafting simple legislation that broadly benefits Americans.
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I think Dems need to start framing it not as "retaliation" but as like, anti-corruption or something. Because this administration is just unspeakably, comically, corrupt.
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) profile picturePolitics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Nov 5
C-SPAN: Senator Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) on Democrats winning the Senate "I do hope that the Democrats don't view this as a mandate to retaliate... I hope that the Democrats look at this and say, this is opportunity to lead to find solutions. And if we're going to find solutions, they have to be for the country. They can't just be for our party."
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easiest marry fuck kill ever actually
ray (@styledinred) profile pictureray
@styledinredNov 5
Who will you: F*ck, Marry & Kill?
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-Jefferies endorsed 5 candidates in the midterms, 2 won. -Chuck Schumer endorsed 2 (Janet Mills, Haley Stevens) both lost, one nuked her career on camera.
imreallyimportant (@imreallyimprtnt) profile pictureimreallyimportant
@imreallyimprtntNov 5
Chuck Schumer will be the Majority Leader. Hakeem Jeffries will be Speaker of the House. Anyone crying about this is not a serious person. Both men did a phenomenal job recruiting candidates, supporting them, and ultimately delivering one of the best midterms wins ever.
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This is like that video of those gays watching the Valentina vs Nina Bonina Brown lip-sync to Greedy.
Emmanuel ZP (@EmZkPr) profile pictureEmmanuel ZP
@EmZkPrNov 4
Los fachos viendo que Texas se pintó de azul con el triunfo de los Demócratas. PD. Texas no tenía un representante Demócrata en el Senado desde 1988. #EleccionesEEUU #USElections
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You can’t lead the opposition party while being bankrolled by the opposition. This should not be a controversial take.
Sludge (@Sludge) profile pictureSludge
@SludgeNov 4
NEW: Meet incoming speaker Hakeem Jeffries’ donors: Anduril and Palantir executives, Wall Street investors, crypto lobbyists, and donors funneling contributions through AIPAC. We followed the money behind Hakeem Jeffries. readsludge.com/2026/11/04/th…
The Money Behind Hakeem Jeffries

The Money Behind Hakeem Jeffries

Executives at Anduril and Palantir, crypto industry advocates, and investors giving through AIPAC helped fund the Democratic leader preparing to become speaker.

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🔵 Abdul El-Sayed supports Chris Van Hollen as Senate majority leader over Chuck Schumer
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If you govern like Obama (no punishment for Bush admin war criminals/Wall Street), you get a Trump. If you govern like Biden (no punishment for officials complicit in J6), you get Trump again. UPHOLD THE LAW. QUIT LETTING THEM GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING
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Deeply unserious.
Evan Scrimshaw (@EScrimshaw) profile pictureEvan Scrimshaw@EScrimshawNov 5
The Hakeem Jeffries discourse is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen The guy who led the party to 45 gains gets to be Speaker, I’m really not sure what world some people are living in
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