Come for the pithy comments on football shirts, stay for the pithy comments on other shit Chris finds funny. Cancer survivor. Carer for his wife.
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The #FIFAWorldCup is done ... but we didn't get to see the ALL those lovely Adidas Trefoil shirts!
Here's my top 5 Adidas Trefoil shirts we didn't get to see at the World Cup! & as ever, big thanks to @subsidesports for trefoil tempatations
5 to 3 here. 2 & 1 in the tweet below
The irony that @elonmusk can own ANYTHING … but the second he opens his mouth he’s owned by EVERYONE.
😂😂😂
Chris Chats Shirt retweeted
So apparently Liverpool ARE getting a European 50th Anniversary shirt next year.
If I get proved right with this after all the fucking SHIT in the replies of the post below, I’m going to make sure I am INSUFFERABLE.
IN. SUFF. ER. AB. LE.
Me: Last time I saw, I never saw a carrot miss a work deadline. Don’t cast shade because of your time management mess.
You: But Chris, no one is going to a carrot with a big important work deadline
Me: Another way the carrot has this shit sorted out better than us …
So apparently Liverpool ARE getting a European 50th Anniversary shirt next year.
If I get proved right with this after all the fucking SHIT in the replies of the post below, I’m going to make sure I am INSUFFERABLE.
IN. SUFF. ER. AB. LE.
Starting to compile the #ShirtOfTheYear stuff … You know I take it seriously.
The @ezeta Portofino shirt is a top 10 shirt.
Fight me.
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People do not choose rebellion. It is forced upon them. Revolution is invariably an act of self-defense.
No. Just hunt trophy hunters.
After bagging 25 or so, they’ll stop doing it.
Deeds not words.
This is Skye. He was lured out of Kruger National Park in South Africa a few weeks ago and illegally killed by JARED WHITWORTH from Kentucky during a safari hunt. Skye’s life was worth more than the amusement of a hunter. It’s time to #BanTrophyHunting once and for all!
Chris Chats Shirt retweeted
Weather is awful today so decided to brighten up my day with this banging @FCBayern Wiesn shirt, @adidasfootball absolutely smashing it this season 💪🏻🙌🏻🤩 @fgfmurray @ChatShirt @Ross07921554 @jason_connolly
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20% off and the shirts start flying 💨
Only S and XXXL Germany 3rd shirts with player printing remaining
🔗
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