Mechanic by day, developer by night | Chess ♟ | BSc PMT | Chelsea 💙 | Curious mind | Q(94:5)

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Joined January 2020
I’m Muslim… and I ate pork unknowingly. What happened next is how God exposed it to me in the most unexpected way. 🧵
Anytime I remember this story I always laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I knew i was addicted when i played all night thinking i've only spent 1 hour playing chess
Finish this sentence: “I knew I was addicted to chess when…” 👇😂 #chess
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I hate speaking to Ai customer reps. Please connect me with a human being
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We have NEVER LOST to Tottenham Hotspur. 💯 Nineteen games in all comps. Nineteen wins. 😮‍💨
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“Some women I dated in the movie industry would go to my wife to tell her about other women I’m dating out of jeal0usy, not knowing that my wife already knows about them” — Yinka Quadri
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Chefs in the house, wettin i go cook gor this babe laidis See wettin @Shalom_HeyEliy cause😭😭
Why do people need to know i have a babe nawww😭😭😭 Fix this thing @Shalom_HeyEliy 😭😭😭 No dey spoil parol for me😭😭 #lagoslife
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Why do people need to know i have a babe nawww😭😭😭 Fix this thing @Shalom_HeyEliy 😭😭😭 No dey spoil parol for me😭😭 #lagoslife
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Thanks @Shalom_HeyEliy 😭
Chessssssss😭😭😭😭 This girl found a way to make me.keep coming back to the game😭😭 I go overwounjure people😭😭😭
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Chessssssss😭😭😭😭 This girl found a way to make me.keep coming back to the game😭😭 I go overwounjure people😭😭😭
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Just curious Anyone don get health issue yet?🤣 #lagoslife
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This guy sabi whyne me🤣🤣🤣
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Replying to @IfeDada2
Look at the price of keke in 2 days??? Imagine what a female president would do!!
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I wan burst him bolo😭😭🤣
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I just dey ask people for inside marwa wey i dey this morning if dem dey lagos life. I just dey bless them See s dem dey hail me. Fawwwwwkkkkkk😭😭😭🤣 If 1bn no small, follow and drop username – at Alagbado, Nigeria
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If i don send money give babe and she no come over, na to carry our mayter give police division Clean record!!!! – at Alagbado, Nigeria
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There'll be signs when i really make thus miney🤣🤣🤣😭 – at Alagbado, Nigeria
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Me sef no small😭😭 – at Alagbado, Nigeria
Your best INVESTMENT so far in 2026 ????
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Chai, all the money wey i get i don spend am on woman finish Maybe na why God never really give me money for real life😭😭🤣 Na to lock in reach top 100 for forbes, make una put me on😭😭🤣
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I don do all the bad things for this game, police never arrest me Hacked ATM like 4 times, whats going on – at Alagbado, Nigeria
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I was so close to a primary school mate. We lost contact and 16yrs later someone created a group and added us. I asked if she was there and someone tagged her. I screamed 'Hi Aminnaaa' She asked who? I sent my name and a picture She said 'Oh' Nothing else Na once my body calm
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🚨🔵 BREAKING: Chelsea and PSG are reportedly the only clubs already qualified for the 2029 Club World Cup! ✅
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