Former lady cabdriver and owner of MSP car service Chey Car. Convicted of taco terrorism. 612-805-1295

Saint Paul, MN
Joined February 2012
In Saint Paul it’s a city ordinance, that sexy ladies can only show off their goods behind glass.
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We are in a low hire rolling fire job market. And much like our federal government, we don’t want to hire the best and most competent people. Because they might make us look bad. And I suspect this is why the best people are struggling the most in this job market.
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The GRU hacked into Jared Kushner's iPhone. Dutch military intelligence (MIVD) then recruited a GRU spy who gave them access to the hacked phone. What MIVD discovered was that Kushner had access to two bank accounts --one Azerbaijani, the other Israeli --where Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Emirati ruler Mohammed bin Zayed deposited money. It sounds like a slightly far-fetched episode of "Slow Horses," but it's real. And it proves just how eye-poppingly corrupt this administration was and continues to be as its "special envoy" decides the fate of tens of millions in Europe in the Middle East. Simply incredible reporting by Matthew Cole, drawn from his new book on Kushner. vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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Now Loop North Loop is closing.
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A client texted asking if I wanted Ryan Bingham tickets. I had been debating all week if I should buy… and break my concert fast. What’s even better? They are the exact seats my ass would’ve purchased. Cheers to Todd in Hudson. 🎉
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It turns out that the Lake Superior side of Michigan still has colorful leaves due to the (relatively) warm waters of the lake keeping the temperature on the coast just a bit higher at night. My eyes have not seen this much color contrasts from the blues of the water to the oranges and reds of the trees.
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Speaking of class A trading down in apartments… This fall I’ve had to high income divorced dad trade down out of penthouse type apts, and into much smaller luxury apts that they scored good deals on.
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When first reported, 2025’s jobs reports added up to 1.2 million new jobs. After revisions, the economy added just 116,000 — 90% less.
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“Class A is stretched thin. 20k comes in each month and 20k goes out.” I’ve been telling you about the hidden pressure on this group since mid Aug 2024(my first tweet on this observation).
Dinner with an exec/friend at a large national property management company tonight. This person oversees ~150k apartments; access to an insane amount of data. Current multifamily market in most of the country is worse than S&L, .com bust, or the GFC. Worst they’ve seen. Class A mostly fine, decent rent growth. However: - credit scores at class A have gone down meaningfully over the past 3 years. - more people are paying rent via credit card. - average bank account balance noticeably lower than even 2 years ago - class A tenants stretched thin, living beyond their means. 20k comes in, 20k goes out every month. - starting to see these renters move down a tier Class B: - simply too many apartments, we built too much new stuff. Ripple effect is enormous. - fewer renters tomorrow than today. Same store foot traffic noticeably down year over year. Some markets down 40-50% - considering dropping rents below $700 a month on some 1beds in major southern markets. Class C: - looking at degrading NOI. Rents aren’t growing for a long time, but expenses keep creeping up - more renters are one missed paycheck away from disaster than they can remember seeing in decades - tenants aren’t paying rent because they simply don’t have it - wage growth has not kept up Lenders: - some major investment funds, household names, haven’t paid their mortgages in 2-3 years. Banks won’t foreclose because “X is a big client.” Mexican standoff. - a roof leak gets ignored, becomes water damage, then mold, then a down building. Buildings are rapidly deteriorating as some owners choose cash preservation over funding losses. - number of pre-foreclosure and REO deals is the highest as a % of total units they can recall. - data providers know it’s bad, but they’re paid to sell optimism to owners/lenders. So every forecast is “it will probably get a little better next year maybe” and that gets regurgitated at investment committees all over. I asked “how do you think this ends?” “Not sure. My gut says slowly then suddenly, and things will get really bad. Been doing this 40 years, you can feel it in the air. But, there’s a chance it’s just a decade of tolerable pain. I’m praying for that.”
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O’Dowd Lake Tell your boss I say it’s ok to take a long lunch. ☀️ 🍁 – at Shakopee, MN
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I spotted a super trooper parked in the median on 62 at 77. And it scared the shit out of me at o dark thirty. Like sir, it’s the overnight why are you THERE? And it’s almost/is airport police territory.
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Chey Cab retweeted
View of Saint Paul that Italian explorer Giacomo Beltrami saw as a passenger on the first steamboat to travel up the Mississippi River from St Louis in 1823. – at St Paul, MN
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Got a chance to drive and catch up with one of my favorite Texas truckers. He mentioned that he lives in Sanger. I was like oh my, I was following the Sanger tornado in real time! He said that six people died, and he would’ve been number seven if he hadn’t just
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left out for New Mexico with a load. His house was on the news because it landed across the street on top of another house. And there was a golf cart in his bed that wasn’t his. But his boathouse was one of the only ones untouched when the tornado hit the marina. He’s one of my
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Welcome to the Midwest Winter is at 6am Spring is at 10am Summer is at 3pm Fall starts around 8pm Dress accordingly
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Chey Cab retweeted
The Trump administration’s cuts to weather satellites will set the country back nearly a decade, experts say. The loss of data used to observe, forecast and research extreme weather could prevent the US from making major advances in weather prediction in the coming years. cnn.it/4k6eD4o
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All this has me feeling bad for Jon Husted. Can you even imagine.
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Trump really can’t stop talking about Sen. Jon Husted’s ass: “I’m studying his body. I’ve never studied the body of a man before. It’s not my thing… I looked at his ass. I said, ‘His ass, shit, it’s like a pile of muscle.’ Then I looked at his legs and I said, ‘Man, his feet are big.’”
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Landlord called and I answered, whatever it was I didn’t do it. Turns out I did.
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🚨 OOPS: A Republican congressional candidate in Minnesota accidentally published what appears to be an AI prompt on his campaign website admitting Trump is “not popular” and instructing the campaign to avoid focusing on him. meidasnews.com/news/republic…
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