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Andy Charlton

@Chilly_Chirps
Joined October 2010
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@UberFacts4 Jan 2014
Curse words are processed in a different part of the brain from regular speech and they can actually reduce pain.
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@UberFacts11 Jun 2013
Giraffes can't yawn.
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Jon J@jonj345012 Feb 2013
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@Chilly_Chirps @JJWhite2012 @GhostFaceVilla2 yep yep
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Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen...
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@UberFacts27 Jan 2013
A type of frog called the “horror frog” will break its own bones to make claws out of them and use them as defensive weapons.
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Bunz@iainswisskoch22 Jan 2013
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@jjkrosotv @StAndrewsVicar @Chilly_Chirps @joanzblue @GhostFaceVilla2 @YappyYapps @MrBrookAdams #nowordsneeded
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@MensHumor17 Jan 2013
Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other. #Truth
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What "works best"? Effort, commitment and patience works best.
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@ComedyPosts13 Dec 2012
My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.
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@rickygervais7 Jan 2013
“@johnnyrockband: whats the funniest thing karl has said this week” He called me up and just said "Do slugs sleep?"
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Emily Taylor@EmilyLPayne6 Jan 2013
Watching the dark knight rises again because its fucking class
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wpackwood@WPackwood6 Jan 2013
For those asking, it appears I have a double tib+fib fracture. Broken in as many as four places. Long road to recover...but not impossible!
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"What are they doin' eating eyes? You've got a lamb somewhere...where's the rest of it? Why am I getting the head?" - Karl Pilkington
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@ComedyPosts10 Dec 2012
Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH"..
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@ComedyPosts10 Dec 2012
If two people are arguing and one person says, "You know what..." that argument is about to get awesome.
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@ODDSbible5 Dec 2012
Rafa Benitez: "Torres can't stop scoring in training!" I'm not surprised, he's playing against Chelsea's defence.
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Jon J@jonj345022 Nov 2012
How much do you charge for circumcisions?? Nothing I just keep the tips!!! #familyguy @Chilly_Chirps @joanzblue @iainswisskoch @MrBrookAdams
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Men's Humor
@MensHumor17 Nov 2012
My age is very inappropriate for my behavior.
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Men's Humor
@MensHumor28 Oct 2012
I can't remember too much about last night, but according to my bank statement I had a pretty good time.
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