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Cowardly troll hiding behind a fake profile for my protection as well as yours 😶‍🌫️

The Crawlspace
Joined August 2015
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Replying to @janefkndoe
I accept the ignorant, the disfigured, the obese, the chain-smoking drunks, drug addicts, Elon bots, Nigerian crypto scammers and fake internet porn sluts ... come one, come all !!! 😮 👇 📲*follow Chip 🤤
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No 😮‍💨🫩
What is the first word that comes to mind when you see this? ❄️
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Bored. Might cook up a batch of meth tonight 🤔
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Just as I'm getting ready for bed, my balls start itching wtf 😡😡😡
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Picked up a few fake internet porn slut followers today ... welcome, "ladies" !!! The ladies 👇👇👇
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They cut the video off right at the tuck, though 😅
This is the face of the New Texas.
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I'm converting to Muslim because I don't want any trouble 😮‍💨😳😬
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Now, you too can enjoy a more sophisticated level of fine dining
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🎶... AND YOU KNEW WHERE YOU WERE THEN ... GIRLS WERE GIRLS AND MEN WERE MEN ... MISTER WE COULD USE A MAN LIKE HERBERT HOOVER AGAIN ... 🎶
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Me, on my way to your mom's house
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I don't know much about ai but I gotcher @grok in my pants, sweatie
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How can you tell if you have microplastics in your balls ??? 🤔😮🫩
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Replying to @SenAlexPadilla
Investigate your wiener
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Follow me for more recipes
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Have to admit, I was fooled at first 😅 👇 📲*follow*
My voting posts are satire. They're not real. I did not vote for any of those candidates. Follow me if you like shenanigans.
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Since my departure from the televised grand spectacle, I have been thoroughly engulfed in an absolute maelstrom of relentless activity. Our peregrinations have ferried us across a multitude of exotic, ultramontane realms, wherein we experienced the profound jubilation of reconvening with long-estranged compatriots. Concurrently, I have surrendered my intellect to the voracious consumption of dense, hermetic tomes, immersing myself in the labyrinthine intricacies of highly recondite and intellectually stimulating subject matters. In a plurality of dimensions, my current state of existential industriousness vastly eclipses any prior epoch of my life. It’s been really cool.
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Why is there this push for early voting ? Is there something wrong with waiting for election day ??? 🤔😳😬
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My plans for an execution souvenir concession during the livestream have been dashed !!! What the hell am I gonna do with all these execution t-shirts, hats and mugs now ??? 😡😡😡
BREAKING: President Trump announces that the execution of Nidal Malik Hasan, convicted of killing 13 people in the Fort Hood shooting, will no longer be livestreamed. Trump says Hasan's execution by firing squad will proceed as scheduled and immediate family members of the victims may attend the execution in person if they choose. "They deserve to witness justice."
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