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The Crawlspace
Joined August 2015
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☆Chip D'Gear☆ retweeted
“When they operated on my arm, I asked them to put in a Koufax fastball. They did, but it turned out to be Mrs. Koufax.” ~ Tommy John
☆Chip D'Gear☆ retweeted
NEW: Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro nods his head in agreement as Philadelphia Mayor Cherelle Parker says, "nothing is possible" when people work together.
"Nothing is possible when we work together!" Cherelle said.
The comment follows Parker's recent gaffe where she forgot how to spell "Eagles."
☆Chip D'Gear☆ retweeted
Some come here to sit and think ,some come here to shit and stink , but I came here to scratch my balls and read the bullshit on the walls..
☆Chip D'Gear☆ retweeted
Had a great time at the inauguration of President Trump !!!
Got a little drunk and stole Melania's hat lol
They were nice about it
☆Chip D'Gear☆ retweeted
My son is taking part in a social experiment. He has to wear a Biden 2024 t-shirt for 2 weeks and see how people react. So far he's been spit on, punched, and had a bottle thrown at him!
I'm curious what happens when he goes outside.
☆Chip D'Gear☆ retweeted
A cop pulls over 2 Pakistani men in Birmingham
Cop: “We are looking for two child molesters”
The two Pakistani men look at each for a moment, reply with “okay we’ll do it”
☆Chip D'Gear☆ retweeted
Flashblack: You are ten years old. You lay in the backseat of your parents car, playing your gameboy as the streetlights pass in a blur over your head and the radio hums at a background level. The world is large and strange. You will be molested that weekend.
☆Chip D'Gear☆ retweeted
Cutting edge technology was used by @Facebook to restore services.
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☆Chip D'Gear☆ retweeted
An actual Jesus Christ night light. Press his penis and he'll show you the light.
What were Jesus' last words? "Hey, I can see my house from up here!" Happy Easter.
☆Chip D'Gear☆ retweeted
Lady Gaga’s dog walker was shot multiple times in Los Angeles, and two of her French bulldogs were stolen in the incident. The pop star is now offering a $500,000 reward. fox29.com/news/lady-gagas-do…
☆Chip D'Gear☆ retweeted
Let’s talk about the winter storm on the way! pscp.tv/w/cvyB0DU2Nzg5OXwxUG…