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Hazel/Queasy| 29 | 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 | she/they |🎶“I should probably look less fondly on the past”🎶|💖@sun_kissin 💕| pfp: @couriercats

Scotland
Joined January 2012
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HEY WARRIOR CAT FANS! I've started a Warrior Cats Clangen comic and it would be super dope if you'd like to check it out! I update every Monday and Thursday! You can find it on Comic Fury: everclan.thecomicseries.com/ Or Tumblr: tumblr.com/everclan
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Charlie Kirk once said that Texas would never turn blue in his lifetime. And what do you know, he was right.
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I can get on board with fireworks being banned.
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🇬🇧 UK porn ban starts tomorrow (6 Nov 2026) From Friday, possessing or publishing certain types of pornography becomes a criminal offence in England and Wales under the Crime and Policing Act 2026. Banned content includes: • Strangulation or suffocation • Penetrative sex between people who appear related (or are pretending to be related, including some step/foster scenarios) • Adults role-playing as children under 16 Penalties: • Up to 2 years for possession of strangulation or “relative” content • Up to 3 years for the under-16 role-play material • Up to 5 years for publishing any of it
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T’was the night before the porn ban, And throughout the UK, Not a person was wanking, Neither straight, bi nor gay. For the government has banished Vids of face-sitting and choking To which the Brits called out “You what?! You must be joking!”
🇬🇧 UK porn ban starts tomorrow (6 Nov 2026) From Friday, possessing or publishing certain types of pornography becomes a criminal offence in England and Wales under the Crime and Policing Act 2026. Banned content includes: • Strangulation or suffocation • Penetrative sex between people who appear related (or are pretending to be related, including some step/foster scenarios) • Adults role-playing as children under 16 Penalties: • Up to 2 years for possession of strangulation or “relative” content • Up to 3 years for the under-16 role-play material • Up to 5 years for publishing any of it
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I have absolutely 0 memory of drawing this jfc
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Replying to @Heh_nah
Past avatars don't don't even give advice anymore they just look at you like this
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Be so comfortably straight that you're ok being a little gay with your best friend. Sir Patrick Stewart, the zenith of positive masculinity.
Vou ser sincero com vocês: até algumas horas atrás, eu achava que Patrick Stewart fizesse parte da comunidade LGBTQ+. Via frequentemente fotos dele trocando selinhos com Ian McKellen e até imaginava que pudesse existir algo além de uma grande amizade entre os dois. Para minha surpresa, ao pesquisar mais sobre sua vida, descobri que não. Patrick Stewart era heterossexual e foi casado três vezes, sempre com mulheres. E os selinhos? Eram apenas uma demonstração pública de afeto e carinho por Ian, que é assumidamente gay e um dos seus melhores amigos. Mas o mais importante nunca foi o gesto em si. O verdadeiro significado estava no fato de Patrick usar sua imagem, como um dos atores mais respeitados de Hollywood, para apoiar a comunidade LGBTQ+ de forma aberta e natural. Patrick Stewart não tinha uma masculinidade frágil e nunca precisou provar sua heterossexualidade para ninguém. Não se preocupava com o que pensavam ou diziam a seu respeito. O que realmente importava para ele era ajudar a construir um mundo mais tolerante e acolhedor. Um mundo em que seu grande amigo Ian McKellen, e toda a comunidade LGBTQ+, pudessem viver com dignidade e paz. Sir Patrick Stewart foi, sem dúvida, um homem à frente do seu tempo.
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the book of love is long and boring and written very long ago it's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes and things we're all too young to know 💜 #creekweek2026 Day 7: Soulmates ✨ #spcreek
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He was the voice of S&P! Oh my god💔
One last treat. Ever curious about the fights I had with the censors on Gravity Falls? I probably shouldn't share this buttttt here are some REAL NOTES from DISNEY S&P and my REAL REPLIES. You are not prepared #10YearsOfGravityFalls
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it's so cute that me and @ChippyShark are watching the Black Friday trilogy today since we watched it nearly 9 years ago <3 it's very important to us and always has been
South Park and a tube of Pringles are honestly the key to a perfect evening 👌
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Time for the yearly reminder. IF THE VENUE HAS RED/PINK LIGHTING DO NOT. I REPEAT. DO NOT WEAR GREEN FACE PAINT.
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LGB is nothing without the T btw, if you disagree feel free to block me.
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I have some new brushes so I tested them out on a wee Craig Tucker doodle
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Replying to @ChippyShark
DONE!! here ya go babe I hope you like iiiit 💚
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i just think they’re neat
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Soo hey, does anyone remember when I used to make OC moodboards? well I just made one for my new sona and enjoyed it so much I wanted to open requests again! if you’d like one, please respond with an HD image of your character + their vibes/aesthetics and i’ll get to work 💜
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same voice actor btw
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guys am i- erm is tweek crazy or what #spcreek #southpark #sptwt
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“Unfortunately scientists have yet to invent an American that knows about the world around them”
am i supposed to know who this is?
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