elizabeth | 30’s | she/her or hēo/hire | smokeshow baeddel and a lesbian. if you’re reading this it’s probably because I made you smile.

California
Joined January 2009
Oh yeah btw
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'tumblr is AFAB 4chan' theory undefeated
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We handed our country to a bunch of baboons.
🚨NEWS: Pete Hegseth wanted a priceless World War II-era globe used by Dwight Eisenhower displayed in his Pentagon office, but instead of waiting for professional curators, his staff attempted to move the historic artifact themselves and DROPPED IT, puncturing the globe near Antarctica and breaking its mounting, according to The Washington Post. The Pentagon confirms the damage.
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reading the new hunter schafer interview and let out a very loud “girl fuck off” when i read this part
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ufos are so annoying because they dont use strobes or navigation lights let alone file a flight plan
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and god help you if you ever try to get ET on frequency.
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ngl it’s kinda funny that the “pro transmisogyny” tag on tumblr is now getting spammed by bots posting markov chains of terf posts. y’all made the bed, now lie in it.
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transgender for everybody
There’s a new backlash forming: parents mad at Republicans for exposing their kids to the concept of transitioning through constant advertising
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Rocky Horror losing its sacred status would make me so fucking happy. That transmisogyny riddled “I hate you dad” angst fest has had enough people confusing a fondness for fishnets with an actual opinion about women’s liberation.
for context: the people complaining about oda's okama design never ever even watched rocky horror picture show. bitch don't even know tim curry 💀💀💀
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Never forget the corrupt leveraged buyout of EA was brokered by nepo baby Jared Kushner. Gamers, Trump cancelled Mass Effect 5 because he hates you and hopes you suffer
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9/11 for Mass Effect fans and it’s Saudi Arabia both times.
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Literally has NO self-reflection about how her OWN actions keep leading her to these situations.
OH. well, now it’s all starting to make sense.
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Yeah I support the troops. Getting the troops into this brand new Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat. Available right now with no money down and only 30% APR.
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Right-wing anime fans: Donald Trump did this to you because he hates you personally. He thinks your hobbies are gay and stupid and that Israel is more important than you. He thinks you’ll support him anyway because of Frieren memes, and you probably will
It is with heavy hearts that we must announce the cancellation of the Umamusume: Pretty Derby – 7th EVENT: THE STAGE in LOS ANGELES concerts planned for Oct 22–23, 2026. Although we have coordinated repeatedly with all parties concerned and explored every possible option in our efforts to make this event happen, we were unable to obtain the necessary visas for entry into the US, so we have come to the painful conclusion that holding the concerts is no longer possible. To all the Trainers who were eagerly looking forward to the show, we sincerely apologize for the inconvenience and concern this causes, and for announcing this so close to the event date. Due to this cancellation, we will process refunds for the following: ・On-site viewing tickets ・Streaming tickets In addition, we are looking into possible responses to Trainers who were planning to attend the concert in person. This will take some time, so we ask for your patience. Details will be announced on the 7th EVENT WORLD TOUR official website. Once again, we sincerely apologize for the inconvenience this causes to all the Trainers who were eagerly looking forward to the concerts, as well as to the Umamusume cast, partner company staff, and everyone involved who put tremendous effort into making this event happen. Please see the link below for the official notice: umamusume.com/news/100113/
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trans girls we have got to get better at picking out names because what do you mean i went to t-girl baseball and they had who on first, what on second, and I don’t know on third.
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the october surprise theory is really funny among conspiracy theories in that a key aspect of it hinges on the idea that somebody was NOT at the bohemian grove.
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James Carville says he'd rather have Republicans keep control of the House than Democrats winning the chamber by 5 seats. "I would rather the Republicans keep the House by five than the Democrats win by five, because if that happens, they’re hostage to the DSA. Like, Hakeem cannot move. There’s no place for him to go."
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Charliequerque, New America, 87104
Donald Trump calls for New Mexico to be renamed to New America:
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The entire Republican party is comprised of Pedophiles, btw. They're using trans people and Muslims as a scapegoat to distract you from this while they continue to rape, traffick, and murder children. The United States is a deeply disgusting nation and I have no hope for it.
Protester: Release the Epstein files! JD Vance: You're an illegal immigrant.
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yeah he was very heavily implicated in selling weapons to a hostile country and using it to fund death squads, but have you considered that the other guy looks silly in a tank helmet?
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