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Joined February 2009
Today I’m saying goodbye to my best friend forever It’s hard to believe Captain won’t be waiting for me at the door when I come home. 13.5 years. Fuck cancer. I will never forget this face
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They hate scorers that aren’t euros
Guy is genuinely an elite ball handler, mover, and shot creator at only 19 years old but the entire nba twt collectively wants to shit on him I will never understand
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Onsi can bring the excitement back
I’m the first one to rah rah rah when this team is playing good basketball. I get excited. This team is offering very little to be excited about this season so far.
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5-10 yrs ago everybody would be praising this kid on the historic start to his career instead we got a bunch of nerd ass nggas on nba twt checking his nbarapm after 7 games and bashing him. so lame. what happened to the game i love 😔😔😔
Darius Acuff Jr vs Dallas… this tape is INSANE. 25 PTS | 5 REB | 6 AST | 10/21 FG | 55 TS%
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Bob and Nique spent a month in awe at JK actually finishing over and through people because the hawks have no one who plays like that It’s why they had to hit 23 threes to beat the zombie Pacers.
Entire team full of nba players that play below the rim. Jalen doesn’t even dunk much anymore. Never seen anything like it
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One of my favorite things on Sports twitter is when people quantify and qualify a concept youve been theorizing
Since this is getting attention, I'll plug who I believe are the actual "good" shooters through my data collection project: shaxnba.substack.com/p/i-wat… I'd say there's 8 stretch bigs that see solid gravity (7 if you don't want to count Portis), maybe 4 that are ULTRA elite
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They didn’t do enough if they wanted to move up in the conference. I have notes for Quin and JJ but not much they can do without some help. We’ll see what they do in February, I guess.
Onsi gave Quin another rebuild roster, yes the bench is better but Onyeka just isn’t a starting center on a top 4 east team and like 5 players are playing like shit. This is why I was cool off any high end outcomes hawks fans were predicting over the summer
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This is what happens when you’re starving Onsi, please make somethin shake
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Lot of these
We need a term for a so-called "stretch big" who takes such a small volume of 3's that the defense doesn't care about his high % on them. Taking suggestions!
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Offensive efficiency ranked 1-30… What stands out?
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We have a new episode giving our thoughts on the early season wins and struggles the Hawks have been going through so far. Like, share, and subscribe! Spotify: tinyurl.com/w8d73pka Apple: apple.co/4ktHwb0 YouTube: youtu.be/w4UQp_VqGhI
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Chris retweeted
Jokic is basically Sabonis at this point. A total brick from 3, has no post moves or face up game and just relies on easy layups and floaters assisted by his teammates. This is a brutal downfall.
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Man man finished through a draymond green tackle @Chri21opher WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN?
DRAYMOND AND DILLON BROOKS FIGHT
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We will take those
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Nvm this won’t be funny
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Leave us alone, Jay Huff. Sheeeesh
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Did anybody notice they stopped talking about euro development when Cooper and these boys showed up? 🤣 Coop and Dylan canceled that whole agenda in a year.
Replying to @Chri21opher
The media push is already behind coop! JJ has to have another season like last year to keep ahead of him because coop team will be ass and the hawks shouldn’t be ass! That will be the deciding factor imo.
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I didn’t mean you, Jalen.
Make an offering to the gods of positive regression
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