@ChrisBarnes

Comedian. Instagram, Tik Tok, YouTube ⬇️

 New York, NY
beacons.ai/chrisbarnes
Joined August 2011
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POV: You’re a pledge at Penn State…
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Who from Whoville at a Halloween party…
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Do all white men’s skin start to turn red as they get older or is it just dudes that definitely fooled around with steroids…?
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Atlanta Falcon’s new logo is giving “Third Reich and inches…”
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Wall Street in 2006 was insane…
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NYJ Matt
@NYJ_MattOct 15
Johnson and Johnson confirmed donated to the White House Ballroom through the Betty Wold Johnson foundation Reminder: Jets season ticket holders did not receive a package for yet another season
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@TomScibelliOct 8
This is it. This is my last time caring about the Yankees until changes are made. They don’t care about us. Why should we give a fuck about them. It’s the same thing every year. Why do we even bother. Loser, complacent franchise. I hope the lockout lasts forever
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@DanPulzelloOct 7
POV: Your Roommate Has The Russian Plague #comedy #news @ChrisBarnes
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How that Jason & Kylie Kelce NFL Sunday Ticket commercial should have ended…
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JulesNader386
@Julesnader386Sep 22
Fantasy football dudes are making fun of Netanyahu. It’s fucking over.
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meg
@meg_banoSep 22
NYC street interviews are out of control
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This week @rone sat down with us to give an unfiltered opinion as a white rapper on Ed Sheeran. Full video is on YouTube @meg_bano
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Funny to think while all thing is going on Bruno Mars is just in Vegas casino at a Black Jack losing a small fortune every hand…
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Mark Foster, the lead singer of this band made a living making jingles for brands like Honey Bunches of Oats just to pay rent. Eventually he wrote a hit song but it took him 10 years of trying… That commercial jingles job doesn’t exist anymore… people can’t afford to stay in the game long enough to become successful…
doomer
@uncledoomerSep 15
gen Z hasnt made any music like this because they cant. millenials seeing the towers fall as kids produced a generation of soulful indie musicians the likes of which the world will never see again
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Kirkaversary -> 9/11 -> Gingergate What a weekend!
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All of Ed’s Sheeran openers have bailed… Stella Lefty has an opportunity to do the funniest thing…
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Ed Sheeran’s next song…
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A literal humiliation ritual that I still post on this site…
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