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New York Comedian, New Jersey Boy, Newt Gingrich

Joined August 2010
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Netanyahu Is In Your Fantasy Football League #comedy #news
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Knicks Fans After Starting 0-3 #comedy #nba #knicks
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International Office Reacts to Civil Unrest #comedy #international #corporate
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JD Vance Talks Corruption and Vivek Ad #comedy #news #trump
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Trump Supporter Who Just Started Supporting Russia #comedy #news #trump
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Netanyahu Invites Settlers To The Pre-game #comedy #news #trump @ChrisBarnes
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Heckler Says He Loves JD Vance At Rally #comedy #news #trump
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Kicking Netanyahu Out Of The Fantasy Football League #comedy #news #trump @ChrisBarnes
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Guy Who Just Stopped Supporting Trump This Week #comedy #news #trump
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Pete Hegseth Announces Firing Squad Livestream #comedy #trump #news
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POV: Your Roommate Has The Russian Plague #comedy #news @ChrisBarnes
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Current Anthropic Employee vs Former Anthropic Employee #comedy #ai #news
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Dan Pulzello retweeted
POV: You’re a pledge at Penn State…
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I just landed in San Salvador a little while ago, and I look forward to meeting with the team at the U.S. embassy to discuss the release of Mr. Abrego Garcia. I also hope to meet with Salvadoran officials and with Kilmar himself. He was illegally abducted and needs to come home.
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Just so profoundly evil
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1/ One of President Trump’s first acts was to pardon those convicted in connection with January 6th.  Here are some of the convicted felons he set free:
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NASA scientist @ClimateHuman : ‘THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING… These disasters will get much much worse… It’s going to be a nightmare that we can barely imagine… impacts to our food system… heat waves that kill millions of people in a matter of a few days…’ #LosAngelesFire
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HUGE UPDATE: we just HALTED the gala honoring billionaire oligarch David Rubenstein. As leader of the Carlyle Group, David invests $22,000,000,000 in coal, oil and gas. We won't mince words: he is an enemy to humanity. We must stop him. And we will. 🧵
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BREAKING: our volunteer Nick was just tackled at the Breakthrough Institute. Masquerading as a climate group, Breakthrough is supporting fossil fuel development and pushing us to the brink of a climate apocalypse. 🧵
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UPDATE: We shut down the luncheon honoring fracking enthusiast @mattyglesias. A third-rate "thought leader," this Harvard half-wit is ready and willing to incinerate his own child in the name of being "provocative." 🧵
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