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Actor & voiceover guy. Father of goats. British ex-pat and rogue Vermonter. Not OK with it. Resist. Repped by https://teapaw.org/t.co/D0jpDSpIwg

The 802 & the 212
Joined November 2008
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A Zacharia is exactly 0.45 Scaramuccis
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OK @rickygervais can fuck all the way off. Making my cry over cartoon cats. Prick. Alley Cats on @netflix. Fine. Give it a watch.
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To quote Rick Wilson, “Everything Trump touches dies.” Sorry about that spanking, Team USA. Congrats, Belgium.
#ETTD, World Cup edition. Thanks for nothing, Trump.
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Let's make this ICE asshole famous. "Let me tell you this: If you raise your voice, I'll erase your voice." @CBP @ICEgov @DHSgov @KristiNoem
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So, Greg Bovino @CMDROpAtLargeCA I guess when you said if we called you and @ICEgov Gestapo and kidnappers, there would "be consequences". You meant those consequences would be YOU LOSING YOU JOB. Bye, Felicia! theatlantic.com/politics/202…
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Chris Flockton retweeted
I'm a former defense attorney and currently a civil liberties attorney with no political dog in this fight. I watched the video at least 10 times from different angles and at different speeds and waited to offer an opinion, which I still reserve the right to change if additional information changes the calculus. It is very clear that the officers instigated the confrontation. The woman initially tried to wave them past her. ICE officers have no authority to search a US citizen or arrest her (unless there's probable cause to believe she's harboring undocumented individuals, not a contention here). A woman surrounded by masked, armed men who have no law enforcement authority over her has every right to try to escape. Video shows her steering wheel is turned to the right, clearly an attempt to leave WITHOUT hitting anyone and steer clear of the officer standing towards the front of her car. That officer had time to step to the side, which is where he was when he shot her. Even a real police officer would not have the right to shoot at her for trying to flee. This is well-established in the case law; deadly force may not be used simply to prevent someone from getting away. Given that the ICE officers had no law enforcement authority to begin with, AND the video footage shows she was trying to escape a perceived threat, not to kill anyone, the crime is all the more inexcusable. I'm praying for the victim's family, especially her children. I'm also praying for all the conservatives who are so unprincipled and lost they're excusing this terrible crime, and gloating over a death that will leave three young children motherless, because of the victim's politics.
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This video eviscerates Noem’s false claims. She should be fired.
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Oh boy. @RickyGervais really goes for it in Mortality on @Netflix. Wickedly funny and wrong. Rubbing my hands together with glee waiting to see who's offended first.
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Here is the reported 60 Minutes segment "Inside CECOT" that CBS Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss stopped from publishing on Sunday:
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Nobel Peace Prize awarded to Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado for “her tireless work promoting democratic rights.” #NobelPeacePrize nytimes.com/live/2025/10/10/…
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(1/2) I'm excited to announce that Stephen Colbert, Host, Executive Producer, and Writer of @colbertlateshow will be honored with the 2025 @RFKHumanRights Ripple of Hope Award at our annual gala on December 9. Humor can be a catalyst for change, and Stephen stands as a shining example of how speaking truth to power, boldly, wisely, and with heart, can ignite change and send ripples of hope far beyond the stage. Congratulations, Stephen!
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Trump’s stream of consciousness babbling idiocy being translated into dozens of languages right now in the UN General Assembly. What a time to be alive. #UNGA80
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Who’s the illegal now @RealTomHoman
A big @MSNBC scoop >>>> Trump border czar Tom Homan was under criminal investigation for potential bribery and claims he would steer fed contracts in new administration. Undercover @FBI agents recorded him accepting $50k in cash. Trump @TheJusticeDept shuttered the probe Me with @DilanianMSNBC msnbc.com/msnbc/news/tom-hom…
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Tom “Fiddy K” Homan got some splaining to do.
A big @MSNBC scoop >>>> Trump border czar Tom Homan was under criminal investigation for potential bribery and claims he would steer fed contracts in new administration. Undercover @FBI agents recorded him accepting $50k in cash. Trump @TheJusticeDept shuttered the probe Me with @DilanianMSNBC msnbc.com/msnbc/news/tom-hom…
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Narrator: He will not beat Mamdani. Nor will he ever learn to pronounce his name.
Eric Adams: I’m running and I’ll beat Mamdani
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Chris Flockton retweeted
Thirteen years ago, my administration acted to protect young people who were American in every single way but one: on paper.  DACA was an example of how we can be a nation of immigrants and a nation of laws. And it’s an example worth remembering today, when families with similar backgrounds who just want to live, work, and support their communities, are being demonized and treated as enemies.  We can fix our broken immigration system while still recognizing our common humanity and treating each other with dignity and respect. In fact, it’s the only way we ever will.
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The so-called No Kings protests have been a complete and utter failure with minuscule attendance. It is sad Democrats and liberals would rather support criminals and illegals instead of celebrating the 250th anniversary of our great U.S. Army and Flag Day. But many more Americans are commemorating our brave military men and women who have given the ultimate sacrifice and who those continue to serve our country.
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What if you spent $45M on a fascist parade to celebrate an orange turd and nobody came? Laughing forever. #Army250
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I stand with @TerryMoran. This is bullshit @ABC. #1A
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