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Freelance arts writer, editor, composer, bad guitarist. Very bad.

Bielefeld, Germany
Joined June 2007
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Going to Mars, my arse... you idiot. #Musk #SpaceX
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In my head I call him 'Akhenaten'. It helps me cope...
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There’s something deeply weird at the heart of Ridley Scott‘s #Napoleon - is it about Trump? Is it some kind of autobiography?? Is it a comedy?!? Whatever: it’s a mess…
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Quit being a Dr in the US when I discovered that the hospital favored low-priority rich people for organ transplants over high-priority very sick poor kids who were at death's door. I moved to UK & now work in the NHS. You guys have no idea how fucking lucky you are to have them.
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If they don't attempt to smash the military–industrial complex and the capitalist system that supports disposable consumerism, the Wombles litter picking efforts are fundamentally futile.
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I know you’re out there, with rage in your eyes and your megaphones…
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Once Moebius told me- "I don't understand, you are the one who invented everything, but I'm the one who collects the money" Moebius, you bastard
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𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans
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Hi @easyJet, why are you suing a young band to change their name? They’ve been performing as @easylife for 8 years and you Trademarked it last year. They’ve traded under it and they don’t compete in anything like the same area. So why are you doing it? Seems cruel here.
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the room next door - Penny Mordaunt
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Fuck this shit… Where’s Johnson’s phone at? Why has Sunak written off PPE £Billions? What happened with the covid inquiry? Who the fuck is Charlotte Owen? What about Sunak “inadvertently” making £millions? What happened with Mone? Where’s the #CovidBillions? Anyone?
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Lame: Addressing Sherlock Holmes' rampant heroin and cocaine use in a respectful and frank way, showcasing the horror and pain of such a terrible addition. Cool: This Shit.
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Robbie Robertson was a great guitarist - here’s his finest moment in the Last Waltz where he completely owns Eric Clapton when his strap fails. A seamless delivery… RIP youtu.be/78gR3Dlj7l0
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A proper feminist icon - it's Barbie Castle! From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
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The people on the street have all seen better times...
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Fantastic thread...
In 1916 Hugo Gernsback coined the term 'Scientifiction' to describe the stories his magazines published. Nowadays we call it science or speculative fiction. But how much science does this fiction need? Must it be plausible, or can it be paradoxical? Let's try and find out...
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Never let her slip away / I can't live / Coconuts (Medley)
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