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Analyst sifting stock market smallcaps to differentiate darlings from dumpster fires. Sports entrepreneur, journalist, wrestling promoter, marketer..

Vancouver, BC
Joined November 2008
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Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
blue tsunami so massive we’re putting Arabic numerals in all the schools
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
Man, it would really suck to be a lame duck POTUS who was mentioned in the Epstein files 38,000 times right now but I guess it Depends.
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Lindsey Graham used to pay good money to get his ass beat this bad.
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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So... Epstein files.
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every cheesecake factory is now an abortion clinic
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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β€œA southern state would never elect a Black woman governor.” GUESS WHAT BABE
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
Looks like Elon Musk just incinerated $475 million backing losers.
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
In retrospect... maybe coating the White House ballroom in gold leaf while Americans can't afford gas and groceries might have been a bad idea
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Turns out a golden ballroom ain't what We The People wanted.
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Very early, but I'm starting to think we won't all be getting $5000 checks.
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
WATCH: "INSANE. I don't know how this isn't the #1 news story in the world... it's almost beyond belief..." @Channel5iveNews deep-dives on the Ivanka Trump/KUSHNER luxury resort corruption scandal that triggered 150+ days of protests in ALBANIA. Where is the rest of the media? Full: youtube.com/watch?v=MM7QGccs…
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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🚨 BREAKING: GOP candidate Vivek Ramaswamy was just brutally booed off stage at his Ohio rally.
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
People need to stop looking at lines like this and thinking wow this is so awesome so many people are voting and start seeing these insanely long lines as what they are- a form of voter suppression.
Early voting lines at the Montgomery County Board of Elections are an estimated 3 hour wait time as of 3 pm today.
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
MUST-WATCH: "Until they drive prices UP... Americans aren't complaining right now that prices are too LOW." @AbdulElSayed masterfully schools Bari Weiss' CBS News(max) 60 minutes host @Douthat60 on the problem with living in corporatism, not capitalism -where monopolies and oligopolies reign supreme - and the importance of backing politicians who support the ability of labor UNIONS to push back so workers can earn more and live better lives... rather than politicians who are owned by corporations. (ahem, Mike Rogers)
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
NOVEMBER SURPRISE. Former Miss Teen USA, Dr. Larissa Portnoff, just came out with disgusting, disturbing allegations against Donald Trump. Portnoff is a highly respected New York–based clinical psychologist and clinical director of New York Psychology Practice, She earned her Ph.D. in clinical psychology from Columbia University. Every republican running tomorrow needs to get on record as to whether they support Donald Trump’s attacks on this poor woman.
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If Abdul defeats a colossal coalition of MAGA, AIPAC, Elon Musk, Big Tech, Big Oil, Big Pharma, & corporate Dem saboteurs on Tuesday, it will be an unprecedented blow against the oligarchs' ability to hold our politics hostage. They are terrified that people will see a concrete example that they are beatable, and that a different kind of politics (one that puts people first) is possible. That's why we're seeing this coordinated smear campaign firing on all cylinders at the 11th hour.
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