Half-witch burned at the stake for telling truths - got better, tho. Tickless composer of invisible posts and #fantasybook #author Born-again crispy'un.
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The first THREE tales in my humorous fantasy series for the paltry sum of five magic beans and and a packet of sunflower seeds. Can't say fairer'n that, Guv.
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Let’s try this again. So many #writerslift posts are just people trying to mark writers to send them unsolicited offers for betas/marketing etc. If you post your book links below, I promise never to DM you 😂 let’s support each other and if someone does bother you, let us know and we can block them.
#booktwt #WritingCommunity #indieauthors
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Last year, I made a post supporting indie authors and ended up buying 108 books! Some I gifted to friends and family, and a few I read myself.
This year, I’m doing it again! 📚❤️
Indie authors, drop your book links below! If your paperback is priced under $10, I’d love to buy a copy.
As the founder of @ProgressWings, I believe supporting authors should go beyond just words. Let’s get more indie books into readers’ hands!
Let’s see how many books we can support this year!
My retro rebuild is gaining momentum.
Pandora two-player unit for classic arcade and Neo Geo.
Evercade VS-R and Nexus for classic C64/Spectrum/Amiga carts
Anbernic RG35s and RG35xxpro (with full HD out) for every PC Engine, N64, Megadrive, SNES, ever released
And a good ol' chunky PS2 for some of those rarities like Discworld and Silent Hill collection. Pretty much everything covered.
You can keep PS5, etc and the constant re-makes of the same game.
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Authors.
Please don't embarrass yourselves by posting stuff like: "My MC really surprised me today. I often wonder what they get up to." 🤢
It's YOU, you twat!
You're just overexcited.
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People moan about the @RoyalMail and they're certainly not perfect. But at least they don't load all the parcels into a mega-cannon at the 'distribution centre' and hope they land in the right county.
Eh, Evri?
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This was recommended to me as the definitive #harrypotter movie collection. But after a while, I noticed huge chunks of scenes were cut. For example at the world cup, the entire attack scene is omitted. Extremely annoyed.
Any suggestions for a replacement?
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Me first humorous fantasy tale in the style of a small package made with paper and card...
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Okay, so being a huge Pratchett fan, I've finally taken the plunge and bought this on DVD (wasn't paying per-episode on cable) and... erm... just looking at the cast, I think I'm too scared to actually play it.
This Harry Potter parody is not free to download, and it's the same price it was yesterday... 77p.
Thanks.
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Not sure if the sixth book in my humorous fantasy series will ever see the light of day now... 100 pages in.
I've left it for too long - lost the thread, become slightly disinterested and disillusioned with Amazon's antics too.
I think ten years is enough.
After years of searching, I've found The Magic Faraway Tree...
Tesco petrol forecourt - just off the A511
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