chuck de rond

when they ask tell them chuck sent you

Drop the don and vion. It’s cleaner

im an accountable guy but if you don’t want me to show up out of breath and covered in barbecue sauce to the meeting then you simply cannot offer ribs for lunch in the cafeteria

just kicked off the process on an age management exercise (“AME”) with a subset of my lending syndicate ahead of my rapidly approaching 30th birthday, including pushing out my maturity until 2030 at the earliest

telling the quack doctors recommending shedding a few pounds to not worry about it because im nutrient dense

feeling like one of those old medieval kings who finally caught the one common cold that sends him to his grave

standing behind someone in the gym like ashton jeanty waiting for your set

public enemy #1 in the coming war with the clankers will be wordle bot, that condescending piece of shit

my favorite genre of snack is the faux healthy bs the nerds in lab coats dream up to hook larger than life figures such as myself so you can enjoy one life’s simple pleasures (lying to oneself)

if brian thomas jr. doesn’t go for at least 60 yards and a td this weekend, i will unfortunately, and after much thought and consideration, be submitting his name to the international criminal court for war crimes in violation of the geneva convention

dare agoombawale is the best italian football player since vince lombardi himself and the texans refusal to give him the ball in the red zone is criminality of the highest order