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A 57 year old man and a 60 year old man discuss how irrelevant they would find a woman if she was their age.
@AOC
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@adamcarolla
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Replying to @atrupar @skullisland1919
Tim Walz was right when he called them weird.
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BREAKING: Judge Reyes has issued a preliminary injunction over the golf course and begins with this:
"Rarely, if ever, has the United States Department of Justice urged a federal court not to believe the sitting President."
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Remember in 2018 at the Tham Luang Cave in Thailand, when 13 children were trapped? And there was a huge international rescue effort? And Ukraine sent 2 rescue divers to support the team. And Elon Musk's Boring Company built a kiddie submarine from Falcon 9 rocket parts. And all the experts told him it wouldn't work because the passages were too narrow. And he got really mad. And he flew to Thailand to tell everyone he was a cave diving rescue expert. And he was told diplomatically to go away. So he got really mad, and accused one of the British rescue leaders of being a pedophile. And it wasn't true. And Musk apologized. Remember?
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Fact check: TRUE! Bill Maher is an unfunny loser.
Lots to unpack here but Trump says Bill Maher is an unfunny loser pothead/drunk and the recent dinner was a waste of time.
TRUMP: Let's talk about this COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSER, Bill Maher.
When I became President, I agreed to meet, after the first one, and the last one, but never agreed to do his show, which he wants me to do, DESPARATELY
I believe he lied to me when I asked him, with all the applause and laughter he gets after almost everything he says, about thing that aren't funny or even any good, what Laughter Machine does he use? People can't think he's funny.
Bill was very nervous. He asked for a drink. He was very insecure, and he had a seriously bruised eye and nose area, as though somebody had just beaten him up — But it wasn't me!
No sooner had we had that first dinner at the White House, which is a very seductive and beautiful place, especially now that I have fully renovated and fixed it in the style which it deserves, Bill wanted to come back.
Also, I wanted to tell Bill that he's a major POTHEAD. He's got to stop, it's very bad for his health. He looked like hell this time. Bill was drunk and had alcohol in his hand as he walked through the White House. Stephen A. Smith and Kid Rock came along with him.
I learned nothing, and felt it was a waste of time. After the first dinner, Bill Maher was friendly, I guess, everyone walked away pleased.
After the second dinner, Bill's "show" was far worse than the first. He went crazy! He's gutless, because he enjoyed every minute.
Also, I am not a building a swimming pool in the White House Briefing Room, and never had any intention of doing so.
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Republicans should ditch the elephant and just use a silhouette of a man chasing a little girl as their party symbol.
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Trump: We put up those big television screens, those massive massive television screens. You know how I know they are massive? Because they cost one million each. We had to buy two of them. That's a lot. We had it in Iowa. Iowa was fantastic last night. How about me. I come home, get into the building, get into a gorgeous White House that's now fully renovated and beautiful again. So I got my guys and we took the good ones and put it on the bad one and we cleaned up everything and we skimmed the entire building. It's so beautiful. We replaced the floor. We replaced the Home Depot one by one. The little ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. You buy the marble. It's about a half an inch thick like this. We replaced it with statuary. The white and black. Beautiful. That was Rome. That was Greece
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Corey Lewandowski is under investigating for not giving Trump a taste nytimes.com/2026/10/22/us/po…
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My kids made me a coupon book for Father's Day that was more realistic than this.
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Remember when Pete Hegseth's mom wrote him a letter telling him he was a misogynistic POS?
Trump: "Vivek Ramaswamy put up a very powerful Ad about a mother saying that her daughter, Amy Acton, who is running for Governor of Ohio, is a liar, and much worse. The Press, in a concerted and well coordinated attack, is trying to get Vivek Ramaswamy to 'take down the Ad.' Frankly, anybody whose mother spoke about a daughter in that way would normally lead to the daughter being precluded from serving in Office"
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Lindsey Graham???? This is your bombshell??? What a nothing burger. The man died alone, scared and in pain. No one cares about this. It’s not going to swing the vote in South Carolina. Maybe focus on Matt Gaetz if you really care about underage escorts.
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He answered the question of whether Donald Trump’s DOJ may interfere in the midterm elections with a “Yes.”
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Since you’ll no longer find ANY information about Trump’s TWO impeachments or 34 felony counts in the Smithsonian — I thought it’d be an appropriate time to reminisce!
In 2019, the president was impeached for the first time for abuse of power and obstruction of Congress.
In 2023, he was impeached AGAIN for incitement of an insurrection.
Then, in 2024, he was convicted on 34 felony counts of falsifying business records.
Later that same year, he made HISTORY as the first convicted felon elected president of the United States.
All of that is information that SHOULD live on for generations to learn about in the Smithsonian — America’s most revered historical archive.
But, Trump demanded the DC museum remove all references to his criminal history from their exhibit on the US presidency.
This is exactly what Hitler did.
This is exactly what Kim Jong Un and Putin DO.
Trump is trying to run America like a dictator and rewrite its history.
But WE won’t forget!
📸: AP
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“Departures from these practices should never be countenanced because they risk allowing prosecutors to impact national elections.” -Todd Blanche on DOJ’s 60-day rule, September 2024
Q: The typical practice is DOJ doesn't usually release charges this close to an election. Even though Ms Lucas isn't on the ballot, her daughter is. So can you speak to the reason of the timing?
BLANCHE: The 60 day or 90 day practice is not in writing. That's not part of the justice manual. There's nothing improper.
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TRUMP: We gave nothing in exchange for Stephen. We never give anything in exchange for hostages.
TRUMP LITERALLY MOMENTS LATER: If I implemented sanctions on Russia, Steven wouldn't be coming out right now.
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So... why are we STILL walking across grass? I thought the whole idea behind The World's Most Gorgeous Award-Winning Circle of Cement was "no have to walky on scary scary grassy"?




























