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You can take the girl out of Detroit, but you can't take Detroit out of the girl! ๐
Michigan native @izzyrodriguezzz repped the 313 in our inaugural jersey ahead of the KC Current's match on Sunday!
Photo credit: KC Current
Per @DetroitRedWings head coach Todd McLellan, Michal Postava will make his first NHL start in net tonight against the Edmonton Oilers. #LGRW
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Someone on The Internet said that if you treat green tomatoes like apples in a pie, you won't be able to tell the difference. So I'll keep you updated on how this tomato crumble pie turns out
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"Is your wand made of stone?"
"No. It DOES look like it but this is a pure bonafide Appalachian bone wand."
"What's the bone made of?"
"I told you, Appalachia."
"W-what do you mean?"
"You use wood because they grew steeped in the magic of your lands for hundreds of years.
The Appalachians are older than wood.
The Appalachians are older than BONES."
"....what's the core made of?"
"Mothman tooth. Got it off of him in a bar fight at Waffle House back in 92'."
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i think the whole โdifferent alcohols having different effectsโ thing is BS except for red wine. red wine will have you sexting your mailman
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Gordon Ramsey in a cooking pot: For fucksake what are you doing. Im gonna taste shit
Anthony Bourdain in a second cooking pot: The Kakongo have been cooking humans for millennia. Spare them your eurocentric narcissim
Guy Fieri in a third cooking pot: I demand to be deep fried!
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The graphic got me in tears
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TWENTY TWO! That's the number listed for our maximum wave height on Friday, October 16th, 2026.
If you've missed all the chatter about Friday's storm system moving in, it's going to feature four things. Rain, wind, waterspouts, and yes... crazy waves. We could call it the Gales of November if it was November, but alas, it's still October. Waves 18-22 feet will be likely along southeastern Lake Michigan, southern Lake Huron, and south-central Lake Superior as winds gust out of the north and northwest on Friday.
Small crafts will be damaged or destroyed upon attempting to traverse the choppy waters. Additionally, all marine traffic will need to keep an eye out for occasional waterspouts as hinted at above. Lakeshore properties, close your windows to avoid drenching your interior. Photographers, enjoy the photo opportunities but be smart in doing so.
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Rob zombie songs are just 3 minutes of a super sick guitar riff then randomly 1 minute audio clip of a lady moaning plays over a guitar solo
















































