smashing a bipolar chick is the poor man's threesome

i just did the nickles & dimes exercise for 28 consecutive minutes so that should tell you how hard i’ve been training as of late 💀

ah, shit. here we go again.

i’d rather lose traction at 150 than find out there’s another guy again

new LARP method: add 315lbs to the bar on your bench and just sit there

what a day

absolutely tf NOT

sometimes i feel shy, nervous, insecure, etc but then i just remember this hard pigeon doctor and all those feelings go away

currently

that one mutual that’s lowkey schizo but he’s kinda chill >>>

if you owe me money i’m telling you rn you better use it to buy a gun

friday night plans: 10k steps, meal prep, and refreshing CVE feeds. the girls are not ready

this week in security: php: cooked ruby: cooked node: cooked curl: cooked me checking our dependency list like it's a group chat at 2am

you can just "build" things

ruby just patched 4 CVSS 10 regex bugs. finally a legit reason to be scared of regex and not just bad at it 😭

wtf even is pilates