Sahlo Folina

🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…

Nifuna I orgasm?

🚨 Chicharito just delivered a team talk through the television screen 😂

JJ Gabriel is leaving Manchester United for Real Madrid amid a lack of first-team opportunities at Old Trafford. At Madrid, he will be competing with Jude Bellingham, Kylian Mbappe, Vinicius Junior, Yan Diomande, Arda Guler, Rodrygo, Endrick, Bernardo Silva and Brahim Diaz. Franco Mastantuono is out on loan. Gabriel might find, in short, that it is a lot harder to break into the first team at Madrid than it would have been in Manchester. Does he really think it will be simpler at the Bernabeu? 📝 @DTathletic 🔗 nyti.ms/4jWb15b

Six World Cup attempts and not even bronze medal? 😭

Simon Harmer is on a podcast tour, he’s moving like Nota. 😭

We MIGHT have to vote for the ANC in the national elections 😭✋🏾

Helen Zille is considering running for Joburg mayor in 2026 apparently. Let me tell you now, if she does, she will win. And not by accident. Like it or not, she has a proven record of turning a city around. Just look at Cape Town. You can debate her politics all you want, but she gets things done. Joburg, as it stands, is crying out for that kind of leadership. (And Cape Town has the lowest unemployment rate of all major cities). If this happens, the ANC will lose Johannesburg for good. And when Joburg goes, so does Gauteng. People are tired. They want working traffic lights, clean streets, functioning municipalities, not endless excuses. Right now, everyone is complaining about what the ANC has done to the city. Zille offers a real, visible alternative. This might be uncomfortable for some to hear, but mark this tweet and save it. If I am wrong, I will say so. But I doubt I will be.

Portugal estará sempre em mim

It is absolutely essential that people DO NOT BATH every day. You can't even shower every day. Wash in a skottel every day. With a was-lap. Then put the soapy water in the toilet cistern. We have to save water.

What is good for white people is good for South Africa

🚨 BREAKING: Harry Kane signs record-breaking new Bayern Munich contract. 33yo striker extends from next summer to June 2029 on most lucrative deal in #FCBayern history. Believed to make England captain Europe’s highest-paid player by salary @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7649297…

Mihlali Ndamase has had enough of people calling her names and accusing her of getting a plastic surgery.

🚨 JJ Gabriel expected to sign for Real Madrid from Manchester United in Jan. Interest from likes of PSG, Barcelona, Bayern Munich + #MUFC tried to retain but 16yo attacker chose #RMFC & set to join on long-term contract subject to FIFA regs @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7596852…

🔵⚪️ THE BIGGEST EUROPEAN WIN IN COMO HISTORY! 🥇🤯