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Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me

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"Cooler heads will prevail," I whisper, as I place the last of the heads into the cooler
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In the south no matter what part of your body you lose, if you put it under your pillow there’ll be a loose cigarette in the morning
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Kip Conlon@kipconlon2h
The next person who tells me I’m being passive aggressive is getting a slightly crappier gift for their birthday.
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Riding your last nerve into battle
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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im obsessed with the idea of performing a citizens arrest
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Lollipop from the doctor hits different after a prostate exam
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Kip Conlon@kipconlonOct 28
Sorry for the confusion, when I said “Disney adult” I was referring to a genre of smut.
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Giving out pencils on Halloween because learning is never scary
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1 time my teacher in middle school asked me if i was ready for the holidays n i told her i wasnt ready for anything n she said i had an old soul
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Every time a car pulls up I secretly hope they're here to kill me but otherwise things are going okay.
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AC/DC will always be on today’s rock and roll stations because they’re literally current.
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Every day is occasional nut november when you’re a blind squirrel
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We are living in unprecelicious times
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Kip Conlon@kipconlonOct 28
I don’t carve pumpkins to win contests, I carve pumpkins for the joy of carving pumpkins. Helen Mobley can have the damn prize.
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HEUuGHHH BLECH ACKK
Image from horse dentist (@equine__dentist)
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If my nose doesn't stop running I stg I will decapitate myself
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Mags@maggiemayyybeOct 28
Bought a fragrance based solely off the fact that this woman said she got free garlic bread from her pizza place because she smelled so good (in case you’re wondering the ways in which I’m influenced)
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I'm having hot dogs for lunch and I'm excited @GrillosPickles grillos.com/product/mild-pic…
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I think my dentist has a tooth fetish. That’s all he talks about.
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Bringing my own hammer to play whack-a-mole
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